[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[deadlydoctor]

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

[That's why Knock Out does like her. She can control herself, be witty and interesting. What's not to like?]

So many squishy bits and so much hair! [Complaining all the way.] I will order fracas to find me something to wear. Not like I trust his judgement when it comes to fashion, but I am not going to go look in the junk pile.

[treacherous_widow]

[What can she say, she's perfect on all scales.]

Ick. Having seen some of the scrap that comes through, I don't blame you. The acolytes have some clothing. [Where do you think she got hers? ] I'll go for plain over hideous right now.

[deadlydoctor]

[And so modest.]

I'll have to find one, there's always some of them on the medbay. [But the yelling scared them away, too bad.] I need a drink.

[treacherous_widow]

[Of course.]

...A drink does sound like it would be a good idea right now.

[deadlydoctor]

Yes. What do humans drink? They will know if we go to the bar, right?

[treacherous_widow]

They should know. There are enough apes around here for them to get a clue. So why don't we wander that way and find out just what kind of junk they put in their systems.

we so need a drunk video post of these two

[deadlydoctor]

Excellent. Give me some time to get something to cover myself and I'll give you a call.

We really do~.

[treacherous_widow]

[Smirks faintly.]

I'll be waiting for your call then.

It could be either hilarious or horrible. or both

[deadlydoctor]

See you soon then.

[/and she cuts the transmission.]