[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[deadlydoctor]

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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[thermosomatic]

[He pauses. Curse these new dog instincts! That sounds really pleasant, even to the stoic Icy. Normally, this would be such a no-brainer.

He cocks his head to the side just slightly, not quite sure how to respond. In the meantime, the other two head just soak in the attention.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock out really needs a third arm. because she doesn't have one and Icy's brain looks like it's froze see what I did here she leans in and kisses his forehead.]

[thermosomatic]

[WHOA HE WAS NEVER TOLD KISSING WAS INVOLVED

Icy recoils just a little, ears pricking upwards in surprise. But, after a moment... he lowers his head again, almost sheepishly, only offering a quiet] Now zhat vas unnecessary.

[In retaliation. Unnecessary... But not unwelcome, if the quiet amusement in his voice is any indication.

...And then Random decides to return the favor by pulling back and licking her hand.]

[deadlydoctor]

[SHE HAS NO MORE HANDS, OKAY? KO smiles at the recoiling.] Many things are unnecessary, that doesn't mean they are ba...Ahhh.

[Random, WHY?] What...?

[thermosomatic]

[Random just smiles, soaking up the dopey dog look.]

You started it!

[deadlydoctor]

I didn't lick you.

[She's moving her hand away and cleaning it with her clothes. The other hand is also put away quickly. No more ear scratching for you, Mister.]

[thermosomatic]

It's zhe closest zhing I could get!

[Random whines. But Hothead just shakes it off, and Blitzwing rises in full.]

Hmph. Zhat vas about enough of zhat, anyvay.

[deadlydoctor]

I didn't ask you to do anything. [Does she look like a tree headed dog to you? She didn't need this.]

Hm. I better not get some sort of organic disease out of this.

[thermosomatic]

[It could be worse. He could have outright drooled on her.]

I don't know if zhat's how it works.

[deadlydoctor]

[And they KO would have kicked him.]

It better not work that way. [She crosses her harms over her chest and notices that yes, she's still very much naked.] I need to got find me something to wear. Stay here and be a good dog.

[thermosomatic]

[Ohhh Hothead doesn't like that. He huffs and holds his head up high, shaking dirt from his fur and looking away from Knock Out.]

No, I don't zhink I vill.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out turns and puts a hand on her hip, looking amused.] So you decided to follow me around? Do you want more petting?

[thermosomatic]

[He growls non-threateningly at that, and interrupts Random's simple-minded answer.]

Vell, ja -- No! I vas going to go back to Nexus Prime's temple. I zhink I've had enough of company today.

[deadlydoctor]

[She just laughs softly.]

I'll see you around then.

[thermosomatic]

[One last little huff from Hothead at Knock Out's laugh, followed by a somewhat shamed sigh from Icy, before he turns around and bounds off back towards Nexus' Temple.

Once he feels like a safe distance away, the faint sound of Hothead arguing with Random echoes quietly.]