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[You know what Whirl doesn't like? Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up.

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face. Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring. So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start.

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles.

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something. Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ] I've heard that before. And let me tell you: there's always a price.

Anyone figure out what it is yet?

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

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Chill your gears, dude. No one kidnapped anybody. Buh-leeeeeeve me, I know what kidnappin' feels like.

But hey! If you wanna live in denial world instead of the real world, ain't anybody stoppin' you.

Psst, it's a headband, not a ribbon!

Yeah, well, call me a kidnapping virgin then.

So what is the preferred term for 'waking up in a strange place surrounded by weirdos with no memory of how you got here'?

[Educate the copter, stranger.]

Headband. Whatever.

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