[audio, airborne]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

 [You know what Whirl doesn't like?  Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up. 

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face.  Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring.  So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start. 

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or  freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles. 

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something.  Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ]   I've heard that before. And let me tell you:  there's always a price. 

Anyone figure out what it is yet?  

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

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[rotafortunae]

He absolutely meant freeze tarts. They're free with your arrival, after all. And as to going home, well, you can always take a gamble and walk straight for the ominous black shadowy place near the edge of the world. I hear that's a good way out.

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Tarts sound delicious. All I've eaten the past few days is twinkies and whiskey.

And no idea about getting out. We're pretty much fucked, but welcome to the party.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Man, you got the info. Dunno what else you're expectin' to hear different.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

[he's been spying on other posts, and he didn't pore religiously over the Lost Light manifest, exactly. But he saw that mention of Wreckers and he's a little unsure.]

I'm guessing "nondescript and possibly outrageous favors" is the price from most of these FirstForged, but I only got here myself recently.

[Video]

[docbot]

[ Someone is unimpressed here, and that someone is Ratchet. He is also a bit cranky, but that's par for the course. ]

If there's a price outside of being torn from your dimension and being tossed into a disorganized pit of mechs intent on destroying themselves, I wouldn't know. That said, none of us have been here for more than a few weeks, so who knows? Maybe a delightful surprise or two awaits us in the future.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Oh you sounds like a really charming fellow. Except not.]

Monsters.

[sparkless]

Oh, I don't know- maybe just the total lack of most civilized comforts?

[Not having any good wash racks is really starting to irritate him.]

[vid]

[must_do_science]

...Whirl.

[He'd say it was good to see you online and functional but, well, that'd be a lie.

Cybertron had been easier to deal with after the psychocopter had disappeared and to now have him back here was an almost guarantee of future headaches.]

[organ_pharming]

In my case, it was hands.

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[percept]

[ Oh of all the mechs to end up here... ]

Hello, Whirl.

[ He doesn't sound particularly excited. ]

[Perma-Audio]

[my_own_trope]

Oh I imagine you'll like this one. But have you met any huge Cybertronians calling themselves memembers of the First Forged?