[audio, airborne]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

 [You know what Whirl doesn't like?  Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up. 

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face.  Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring.  So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start. 

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or  freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles. 

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something.  Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ]   I've heard that before. And let me tell you:  there's always a price. 

Anyone figure out what it is yet?  

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

Comments

[Voice]

[docbot]

Hmm... we should work on that. I may not be a complete expert on human physiology, but I do know that you are supposed to eat a more balanced diet. [ Don't try to argue, Vandal. He'll throw the food pyramid at you. ]

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Yes mom.

Unfortunately we're kind of at a lack. I'm thinking about going on a hunt, though. See what canned stuff I can dig up.

[Voice]

[docbot]

Good plan. If you need any help, just let me know.

Also... I think I've heard talk about building a garden of some sort for fresh produce. Raf, perhaps, or that man from that ... strange universe. Luxord, I think?

[Voice]

[vandalization]

I will, thanks Ratchet.

Yeah? I don't know jack shit about gardening really, not the nitty gritty, but I could probably build an irrigation system at the very least.

[Voice]

[docbot]

I'll attempt to help as much as I can but, ah, I'm afraid I'm just as much in the dark than you are, if not more so. We don't exactly have plant life where I come from.

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Ah, s'fine. You've honestly done more than enough, Ratchet. I owe you.