[audio, airborne]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

 [You know what Whirl doesn't like?  Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up. 

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face.  Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring.  So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start. 

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or  freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles. 

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something.  Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ]   I've heard that before. And let me tell you:  there's always a price. 

Anyone figure out what it is yet?  

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

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[ He's a bit taken aback by the snarling, raising his hands defensively. ]

Whooooa there. Fine, not a Wrecker. Excuse me for being confused and making assumptions based on your entirely Wrecker-like disposition. If you're not one of them, what are you? Or are you just a neutral, no add-ons?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Yeah, well, you try the only time you've ever been remotely happy being ripped from your claws. Doesn't make for happy helicopters.]

[In fact, Whirl's upset enough to land and transform.]

What I am is none of your slaggin' business.

[Video]

[docbot]

[ Ratchet stares at Whirl for a bit, then tips his head slightly -- the smallest of nods. ]

You're right.

[ A short huff of a sigh. ]

Well, if you find yourself in need of repairs, the name's Ratchet and I'm a medic. You can find me in Solus's temple.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl laughs. It's a creepy sound, like gears grinding.]

Right. Sure. Like that's gonna happen.

[You, sir, have lost a customer.]