[audio, airborne]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

 [You know what Whirl doesn't like?  Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up. 

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face.  Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring.  So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start. 

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or  freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles. 

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something.  Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ]   I've heard that before. And let me tell you:  there's always a price. 

Anyone figure out what it is yet?  

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

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[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Can I wish really hard that something eats you?

[Because you're annoying.]

[Video]

[raceme]

If that makes you happy sir.

[Blurr doesn't care about what you think, pal. You are rude.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Rude? Whirl's been called worse, by uglier mechs.]

Yeah. I ain't no officer. [Some hostility there. Officers deserve some high explosive up their tailpipes. ]

[Video]

[raceme]

[Somehow I am not surprised.]

What are you then? Oryouareuseless? [He wouldn't be surprised at this point. Sentinel is a high rank officer and he's not all that efficient.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, pretty useless. Just call me Useless McUnnecessarypants.

[And he'll call you Blue Stupid.]

[Video]

[raceme]

Too long you don't have a short nickname?

[How original, no one ever gives Blurr nicknames really. NEVER.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

They call me [Tim. Batman. The Space Cowboy.]....

Jetstream.

[Video]

[raceme]

[ The saddest part is the Blurr wouldn't get all those references if he told him and jsut accept BATMAN as a perfect name]

I'm B-l-u-r-r. DO tell me Jetstream you won't happen to know a pair of sparktwins that go by the name Jetfire and Jetstorm? [Because they sound like you all could be cousins with all the trolling and similar names.]

They'retheonlyAutobotsthatcanfly.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl will regret that missed opportunity forever!]

We got a Jetfire, but he's no twin. Big. Nerd. Big nerd.

We're not related. [WHIRL IS NO NERD.]

[Video]

[raceme]

[There will be more opportunities, no worries.]

So you know THAT Jetfire. Big mostly white paint job and affable? He's here but he's nothing like the Jetfire from MY world I assure you mine is not exactly a nerd he's more of a troublemaker His brothers is like that too but they are good mechs.

Gotcha. ['COURSE NOT.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Nnnnot so much affable. Sort of linefacey. [Seriously. Even when that whole Thunderwing thing had gone down on Cybertron, everyone's getting blown up, dermal grafted....and there was Jetfire talking about science.] But other than that, same guy.

Eh, we got robbed. [Your Jetfire sounds cooler.]

[Video]

[raceme]

The one here can be serious too but he's always polite. [Those nerds bots, always thinking about science.]

No lie I think you two would have been great friends PERHAPS he will show up here one day. Jetfire use fire attacks too unlike the one here. [He is they're just very different.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, Jetfire? Not so much polite when he's in like Science Mode or something.

[Kind of a bit frowny when they went up against Thunderwing.]

Fire attacks. [Yawn.] Kind of more of a shooty mech, myself.

[Video]

[raceme]

He's so different from the one I know that it makes me wonder what was the lambda thinking.

[I do wonder why.]

Never would have guessed I have a different field alltogether.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Why? Different means it sucks?

[In Whirlese, everything sucks. So he's open to the idea.]

Good for you. [He'd lineface, but, you know, NO FACE.]

[Video]

[raceme]

No different means different ITS LIKE like comparing Ratchets. THE ONE from my world is not like the one here but none of them suck. [Robots with the same name. Let's make them sound like trading cars now.]

Except the Starscreams perhaps. The one from my world is the one that suck...the more nasty one I believe. It doesn't help that he's like around 30 feet give or take.

So you are a warrior?