[audio, airborne]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

 [You know what Whirl doesn't like?  Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up. 

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face.  Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring.  So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start. 

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or  freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles. 

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something.  Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ]   I've heard that before. And let me tell you:  there's always a price. 

Anyone figure out what it is yet?  

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

Comments

[video]

[vandalization]

Doesn't really matter.

[Someone has a mild death wish.]

You're a strange guy.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey. Could be fun. You never know.

[You can't be a Wrecker without a death wish. *brofist*]

Stop with the compliments. They itch.

[video]

[vandalization]

Depends on what your definition of 'fun' is.

Oh I'm sorry, does it offend your tough-guy sensibilities?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Anything not boring.

[It's a start.]

Yeah, well you know me. Us mail clerks are the toughest. [Speaking of.]

You got a locator beacon? [OH NO REASON.]

[video]

[vandalization]

Wow, you are definitely creative, aren't you?

Mmmhm. You know they have that phrase 'don't go postal' for a reason.

[A pause.]

Yeah. Why?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I can be. With the right motivation.

Because postal clerks are the best, obviously. [Because he is one. Wait. No he's not. ]

Oh. You know. [He tilts his head, coyly. ] Just in case I ever want to drop in and say hi. [Hiiiiiiigh...explosive, maybe.]

[video]

[vandalization]

Yes, clearly.

Huh. Well sure, I guess. Just make sure you don't piss off Ratchet.

I'm just at the medbay on the Solus temple.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Pffff. Ratchet. Ratchet gets pissed off by sunrises.

[Like a force of nature.]

[He may just be steepling his claws in approved 'ex-cellent' fashion.]

Medbay. What? You contagious or something?

[video]

[vandalization]

... Yes actually.

I have a condition that makes me spray corrosive acid at random.

[Fucking with robots is fun.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hnnngh. [Because he loves that idea so much you don't even know.]

Hope you save some for me.

[video]

[vandalization]

Suit yourself, then.

I'll be sure to. I have a whole batch just for you.