05// [Video] All I'm good for is barking!

[youdiedagain]

 ...

[Hello Cybertron. I bet you're wondering why the feed is clicked on to show a blank, empty showing of Cybertron landscape. Well, keep your tails on...in 3...2....1...

A little puffball seems to run across the screen barking up a storm, skidding to a stop in front of the screen. Oh. That turned on.]

I'm not in my body anymore!

[Bark bark! HE JUST GOT THAT THING FIXED TOO UGH.]

I'm...Missile!

Comments

( video )

[pendragon]

[ That is definitely Sissel's link communication device. Saber sighs gently, although before she turns her own feed on. ]

Sissel? You should be thankful you can speak so clearly in this form, perhaps. [ Still, the night gets a tiny bit wide eyes. Such a cute puppy.. ]

( video )

[youdiedagain]

[He can't help but BARK!!]

Huh, I guess that is odd. Dogs don't normally talk.

[pendragon]

Is Missile a special dog, then? [ Saber's pretty quick, isn't she? But if he knows this specific dog, and it can talk.. it's likely just that that particular dog could always talk, anyway? ]

[youdiedagain]

Well, he could talk too...but after he died.

[Which in essence, makes sense to why he can talk. Robots didn't have vocal cords.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[No, sir, you are a dog. ...Why is it always dogs?]

You're the hairiest missile I've ever seen.

[Video]

[youdiedagain]

[BARK BARK!]

Agh... no, my friend's name is Missile. He looks...like me.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Wow, that's going to get annoying fast.

But, uh, yeah. Turning into your friend? Kind of creepy. Especially if said friend is a dog.]

Must've been fun to wake up to.

[Video]

[youdiedagain]

[He really can't help it, Arcee. It just..happens. Against his will.

...BARK.]

You have no idea.


...Have we met?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

Probably not. I'm just surprised you can talk when other dogs, well, can't.

[Like Smokescreen. Seriously, what's up with that?]

[Video]

[raceme]

Sissel? is that YOU?

You look so little and cute.

[Video]

[youdiedagain]

...

[Who are you.



BARK.]

B...Blurr?

[Video]

[raceme]

[Got it in one.]

Yes _it's me. Who's Missile?

[Video]

[youdiedagain]

A-Ah...Missile's my friend.


He's...a dog.

[doctordon]

[He's still smiling, but it looks a little pained.]

Wow...!

[There's a pause.]

You're.... Annoying!

not gonna lie thats the best reaction I've seen all night

[youdiedagain]

...

[BARK BARK!

Sorry...they just...HAPPEN.]

I'm not trying to do this!

I'm enjoying playing my character as a sociopath, ngl

[doctordon]

[He decides to toss the dice and see if his new armored form scares the little dog into silence. He shimmers and reappears as the intimidating form in his icon.]

Were you this irritating before this whole thing happened?

[A touch of a smirk in his hollow voice.]

Are you trying not to?

[youdiedagain]

[Surprisingly, it has no effect on him, except maybe surprise.]

W-WHOA! Could you always do that?!

[A bark escapes, though.]

Agh...!

[deadlydoctor]

Is everyone turning into dogs lately?

[youdiedagain]

...

[BARK.]

I'm not sure, ma'am. I'm the only one I know of.

[deadlydoctor]

[...!]

[That actually startled her. KO isn't all that used to dogs.]

Dead End, Blitzwing and Smokescreen are also. Blitzwing has 3 heads, obviously. [It is obvious to her, shh.]

I'm not a madam, the name's Knock Out.

[youdiedagain]

...Wait. All of them are? Then again I don't know the other two, but Dead End...

[Action]

[dirge]

[Guess who just happens to be wandering around nearby? Yep, it's Dirge.]

Oh man, its one of those things... A uh...

A hot dog! C'mere you~ [He's just gonna try and pick you up.]

[Action]

[youdiedagain]

[HELLO SIR ITS RUDE TO PICK UP DOGS. Sissel's just going to bark bark bark and scuttle away.]

Re: [Action]

[dirge]

[Is it? He's new at this.]

Hey, wait! Come back here, you! [Dirge is impressed by the volume of your little doggie bark but he's still coming after you!]

[Action]

[youdiedagain]

[This is a sight to see. A Pomeranian bounding across the Cybertronian landscape barking up a storm as a human runs after him. Unfortunately, four tiny legs do not exactly equal two longer legs.

You'll catch up to him in no time, Dirge.]