[video][originating from megatronus' quarter]

[showboater]

[The feed fiddles for a minute after it turns on, until anyone enters the frame. Have a largely red, probably car-related alt-mode Transformer, looking disgruntled. The pirate hat head should probably be a tip-off who this is, if the Gokaiger logo in place of an Autobot sigil on his barely-visible chest isn't.]

Guess I finally got hit by the let's be somethin' else gig. Would've been nice to be somethin' that still fit on my ship.

[A pause.]

Transformin's supposed to feel natural, right?

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[doctordon]

How do you know?

[He's still giving that glittering expression into the camera, it's a strange reflection of the excited look he normally reserves for fun mechanical progress.]

Plus, there doesn't have to be anything wrong with you! I can make you run faster and more efficient no matter what, and plus I really want to drive you, please????

[showboater]

's my body, isn't it?

[This is not a look generally directed at Marvelous's person, this is concerning!!!]

Can't you work on my ship, instead?

[doctordon]

Can't I do both?

[He tries to rein in his obvious creepy interest and fails halfway]

I mean, it's not every day I get to look at a car engine. Even if it's also you.

[showboater]

[All right, Marvelous, he's still Doc in there somewhere.]

You can look. No driving.

[doctordon]

Alright!!

[He purses his lips.]

Will you give me a ride, though?

[showboater]

[Dammit, Don.]

Only if I'm driving.

[doctordon]

[He gives one of his now altogether-too-common and too-sharp salutes.]

You got it, o captain, my captain! You can go as fast as you want, I'll even sit in the back!

[Then he pauses...]

Actually, maybe I shouldn't sit in the back. I bet I get carsick.

[showboater]

[Marvelous has the same thought at about the same moment.]

Yeah, no, you're sitting in the passenger seat.

[doctordon]

Aye aye, Captain! I'll try to keep my hands to myself~