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[stabbywheelfeet]

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]



((ooc: replies will be from unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))

Comments

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

To be honest I'm still not sure what it is. Is it like a pet?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

It's a language he's obsessed with.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

That's cute. Take it you're not a fan. Can't ya just translate it?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

That takes time and effort I don't want to reward him with.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Make sure to record it. For [entertainment] prosperity sake.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Why? I don't want to remember being organic.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

And you're buddies.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Something like that.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Oh, you know. Keep it around, watch it when you next feel like humans are collateral damage in a war. Just the little things to get you by.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Hey!

Look, human. I don't like you. I think your kind is pretty damned primitive and a little disgusting. But I was raised better than that.

It's my duty as an Autobot to keep you from getting killed. Regardless of how slimy you are. Watch your assumptions.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Only something? What, is it complicated?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Why so curious?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I've got a defective hand and everyone else's problems bug me.

[Video]

[deusexraf]

It's not that easy. You guys - I mean, I'm guessing you're Cybertronian - can just scan a new alt-mode and change whenever you want to. We're stuck with these forms.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

So go play a game or something.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

All Spark, you people just get more and more depressing.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Aw, but I was enjoyin' the conversation. Especially the marginally attractive part.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Then go back to that and stop poking about Mirage, hm?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Okay, okay, Ms. Defensive.

You can just say it's complicated.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

It's not.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Could have fooled me.


But I won't keep ya. You've got walking practice.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

I don't have to if I don't want to.

And you can kiss my exhaust pipe.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you.

Sorry Princess, I'll pass.

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[deusexraf]

Gee. Thanks.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You're welcome.