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[stabbywheelfeet]

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]



((ooc: replies will be from unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))

Comments

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Have you tried?

[Video]

[deusexraf]

It's not that easy. You guys - I mean, I'm guessing you're Cybertronian - can just scan a new alt-mode and change whenever you want to. We're stuck with these forms.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

All Spark, you people just get more and more depressing.

Re: [Video]

[deusexraf]

Gee. Thanks.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You're welcome.

Re: [Video]

[deusexraf]

[SUCH A LINEFACE]

Look, being human isn't that bad. Really.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Is too.

[Video]

[deusexraf]

Is not.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Is too.

[Video]

[deusexraf]

Is not.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Is too.

[Video] so mature

[deusexraf]

Is not. [okay, how to prove to the giant robot being human can be fun...what do humans have that they don't...he can't say it's good to be small sometimes, not here, not now, what can he say...]

...do you know what candy is?

[Video] y e p

[unf_corvettes]

Is too.

... Yes, it's that. Sticky stuff Ironhide never wants under his seats again.

[Video]

[deusexraf]

Okay, look. Candy's different for humans. I think I have some I can let you try. If you have some and you still think there's nothing good about being human, I won't argue it.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

... Is it sticky?

[Video]

[deusexraf]

...not all of it?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

I'm not putting anything sticky in my mouth.

[Video] don't like sticky huh

[deusexraf]

Chocolate it is. [not quite candy but close enough]

[Video] dsfhk;dkfdsjhfsd I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE

[unf_corvettes]

...

What's that?

[Video] that's cool bro there's something for everyone

[deusexraf]

Something that's only sticky if it melts. Trust me.

[Video] oh my god this conversation is now only innuendo i cant

[unf_corvettes]

Uh. Right. That's totally reassuring.

[Video] RAF IS THIRTEEN AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[deusexraf]

Hey, I want to prove it's okay being human, not that it's something horrible.

[Video] RAF GO HOME AND BUILD VOLCANOES DON'T DO THIS

[unf_corvettes]

Fine. If you have to.

[Video] are those robots...kissing?

[deusexraf]

Are you usually this cheerful?

[Video] no go home

[unf_corvettes]

Yes. When I'm altered against my will.