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[stabbywheelfeet]

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]



((ooc: replies will be from unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))

Comments

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You try trying to walk like this after a few thousand years on wheels.

My balance systems are all messed up.

[... "I just gave up", in Sideswipe-speak.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Yeah, that's what she figured.]

Cute excuses. Get up and walk.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Make me.

[Sideswipe just... grins at the video. Like an asshole.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Holy shit, he's worse than a teenager.]

Or continue being useless, I don't care either way.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

[The smart-ass grin doesn't stop.]

If you didn't care, you wouldn't be trying so hard to get me out of bed.

[... Sideswipe, that's a blanket on the floor.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

Telling you to get up once is trying hard, got it.

Actually, it's all starting to make sense now. You're not stupid, you're just lazy. So should I let you get back to your floor nap, or is there still some whining over the comm you need to get out?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Wow, who pumped exhaust into your energon this morning?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[EVERYONE.]

What were you honestly expecting people to do after hearing you complain over a public feed about something a lot of us are going through? For someone who doesn't like to waste time, you sure do, well, waste a lot of time.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Everyone else gets to complain, but not me? Wow, that's real big of you, female.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

Never said I liked everyone else complaining, either. Then again, they never did whine about something as simple as walking. Funny how they can figure it out and you can't.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Funny that I'm the only one built like I am, too. Maybe that has something to do with it, but... what do I know?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

Life must be so hard for you.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You have no idea.