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[stabbywheelfeet]

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]



((ooc: replies will be from unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))

Comments

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[adamndoctor]

Ahhh. I think I may know you.

Pointy? Big attitude? Need of anger management?

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Can't say that's accurate in the slightest.

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[adamndoctor]

Oh! [smirks] This is rich. Well, welcome to the human race. Please try not to start wars among us, if you can.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

I'll do whatever I want, thanks.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Make sure to record it. For [entertainment] prosperity sake.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Why? I don't want to remember being organic.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Oh, you know. Keep it around, watch it when you next feel like humans are collateral damage in a war. Just the little things to get you by.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Hey!

Look, human. I don't like you. I think your kind is pretty damned primitive and a little disgusting. But I was raised better than that.

It's my duty as an Autobot to keep you from getting killed. Regardless of how slimy you are. Watch your assumptions.

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[adamndoctor]

Really? This coming from someone who wanted to start up their war again, even if it risks those not involved? How would you wanting to go around and starting crap help any of us? Oh, right, you assume that the war's just going to start all over again, then? Is that it? I'll tell you: usually it takes one person, just one person, to go trigger happy, and everything falls to Hell.

If there's a problem with this system, violence should not be the first resort. And so far, I've seen no reason for any of us to start fighting and warring.

So, yes, I am a tad amused by the fact you've been morphed into one of these inferior little critters.