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[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]

So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]

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That's funny. Cause so do you.

Don't recognize me, princess? Wrecker.

Right.

Were you the marginally attractive one or the big bulky one who got his pelvic wiring in a knot?

...

The...white one?

Right, the marginally attractive one.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.

The bulky one's kinda my buddy.

You should be.

And Mirage is kind of mine. But I can still call his Italian stupid.

Yeah? So you wouldn't mind if I called his Italian stupid.

Whateverthatis.

It is stupid.

To be honest I'm still not sure what it is. Is it like a pet?

It's a language he's obsessed with.

That's cute. Take it you're not a fan. Can't ya just translate it?

That takes time and effort I don't want to reward him with.

And you're buddies.

Something like that.

Only something? What, is it complicated?

Why so curious?

I've got a defective hand and everyone else's problems bug me.

So go play a game or something.

Aw, but I was enjoyin' the conversation. Especially the marginally attractive part.

Then go back to that and stop poking about Mirage, hm?

Okay, okay, Ms. Defensive.

You can just say it's complicated.

It's not.

Could have fooled me.

But I won't keep ya. You've got walking practice.

I don't have to if I don't want to.

And you can kiss my exhaust pipe.

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you.

Sorry Princess, I'll pass.

[Feed click!]

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