stabbywheelfeet: (Get inside me if you want to look good!)
Sideswipe ([personal profile] stabbywheelfeet) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-03-13 06:45 pm

video; | Vector's temple

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]




((ooc: replies will be from [personal profile] unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))
unf_corvettes: (x Slipping out the back door)

[Video]

[personal profile] unf_corvettes 2013-04-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He stares at the feed, and then slowly, deliberately, lifts a foot into the air.]
deusexraf: (// smooth operator)

[Video]

[personal profile] deusexraf 2013-04-13 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A small thing.
unf_corvettes: (x This time it's fine)

[Video]

[personal profile] unf_corvettes 2013-04-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you calling my legs oversized?