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[vandalization]

[ Some of you may recognize Vandal. But something seems different. The fact that she's standing over her own house maybe. Her own... destroyed house. And that she's now a Cybertronian mech. She looks generally like she normally would wearing her RIG, but now she's got some extra kibble and a faceplate covering her mouth, visor glowing brightly. ]

CHECK THIS OUT! Holy crap! Finally a random happenstance in my favor!

Just look at this! This is damn incredible! I'm not sure what I turn into, but DAMN!

Oh man, I hope this lasts! Sorry for everyone who's kinda got the bum end of this deal, but wow. WOW.

... Definitely got stuck in my own trailer though. That thing is toast. But I DON'T EVEN CARE! I'M A CYBERTRONIAN!

Woooooooooo!

[ She pumps a fist into the air and the feed cuts. ]

Comments

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[arnhaid]

Hah! Welcome to the club. Lookin' sharp there.

[It's hard not to at least crack a smile at how excited she is.]

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[vandalization]

Feeling pretty sharp too! Thanks, Ironhide!

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[arnhaid]

You tried transformin' yet?

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[vandalization]

Uh. M'not sure how.

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[arnhaid]

You thinking about it too hard?

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[vandalization]

Uh...? I don't even know where to start.

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[arnhaid]

Just... uh.

Think about it like running or something?

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[vandalization]

Ah... hm.

When I think about running all that comes to mind is. Well. Running. Hmm.

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[arnhaid]

Uh... What about... thinkin' about being something else really hard?

That work?

[IRONHIDE YOU ARE THE WORST AT THIS.]

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[vandalization]

Mmmmmmmmm.

Uhhhhh.

MMMMMMMM.

Nope. Nothing...

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[arnhaid]

Huh.

Maybe you got somethin' locked down somewhere. Maybe go check in with a medic.

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[vandalization]

Oh... ah, jeez. I don't know. Doesn't fee like it.

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[arnhaid]

Still think you should get it all checked out.

At least, that's what always got pounded into me whenever somethin' ended up not working right.

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[vandalization]

Ahaha, alright. I'll have First Aid or Ambulon take a look. Sheesh. Everyone trying to fuckin' parent me around here or what?

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[arnhaid]

[He barks out a laugh.]

Guess you're just that special. Got all the minders on Cybertron all to yourself.

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[vandalization]

[ A chuckle. ]

I'm twenty-seven. It's not like I need someone to baby me.

But I can't really begrudge anyone for caring about me.

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[arnhaid]

Hey, where we come from, that ain't all that old.

Get what you mean though. But, I guess we can't shake the whole, "protect the little ones" line of thinkin'.

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[vandalization]

Well, where I'm from, it's pretty good.

Ah, truth be told, that's kind of cute, though.

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[arnhaid]

"Cute"?

I think you're gettin' "cute" confused with... tough old piece of scrap.

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[vandalization]

Well I kinda meant on a whole but you know.

I bet you could be cute if we put a wee hat on you.

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[arnhaid]

... 'a wee hat'?

No. Not again. I already got a helmet.

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[vandalization]

But...

But hats...

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[arnhaid]

What the scrap is it with you guys and hats...?

Wore one to your party already an' everything.

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[vandalization]

Hats look great on cybertronians, can't deny it.

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[arnhaid]

Well, that's kinda what the helmets we all got are for...

That and in case you just need to headbutt some 'con.