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[vandalization]

[ Some of you may recognize Vandal. But something seems different. The fact that she's standing over her own house maybe. Her own... destroyed house. And that she's now a Cybertronian mech. She looks generally like she normally would wearing her RIG, but now she's got some extra kibble and a faceplate covering her mouth, visor glowing brightly. ]

CHECK THIS OUT! Holy crap! Finally a random happenstance in my favor!

Just look at this! This is damn incredible! I'm not sure what I turn into, but DAMN!

Oh man, I hope this lasts! Sorry for everyone who's kinda got the bum end of this deal, but wow. WOW.

... Definitely got stuck in my own trailer though. That thing is toast. But I DON'T EVEN CARE! I'M A CYBERTRONIAN!

Woooooooooo!

[ She pumps a fist into the air and the feed cuts. ]

Comments

[vandalization]

Haha, glad to see someone appreciates it.

[ She pauses. She... doesn't recognize your voice. ]

Don't think we've met?

[wherenobotsgone]

Ah, right. Sorry about that...

My name is Skyfire. I was at the dance you organized, but I don't think we got to meet.

[vandalization]

Oh! Skyfire! Yeah I've seen you around. Big and white and kind of friendly looking, right?

Nice to meet you, finally. I'm Vandal.

[wherenobotsgone]

Haha, well, I do try to look friendly. It makes up for the size.

[vandalization]

Ahaha, well you do a pretty solid job, if I do say so.

[wherenobotsgone]

You really think so? Thank you.

[vandalization]

Hey I only speak truths! [ That's a lie. ]

So you're not all mad about being a human?

[wherenobotsgone]

Not really. It's a bit weird, true, but how often do you get to be a different species?

[vandalization]

I know, right? I guess I wouldn't have been as cool with being a cat or a dog or something, though.

[wherenobotsgone]

Ah, that's a good point. A species that couldn't communicate so well wouldn't be nearly as interesting.

[vandalization]

Exactly. It's all about the conversation.

[wherenobotsgone]

It would be very boring otherwise, I think.