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[vandalization]

[ Some of you may recognize Vandal. But something seems different. The fact that she's standing over her own house maybe. Her own... destroyed house. And that she's now a Cybertronian mech. She looks generally like she normally would wearing her RIG, but now she's got some extra kibble and a faceplate covering her mouth, visor glowing brightly. ]

CHECK THIS OUT! Holy crap! Finally a random happenstance in my favor!

Just look at this! This is damn incredible! I'm not sure what I turn into, but DAMN!

Oh man, I hope this lasts! Sorry for everyone who's kinda got the bum end of this deal, but wow. WOW.

... Definitely got stuck in my own trailer though. That thing is toast. But I DON'T EVEN CARE! I'M A CYBERTRONIAN!

Woooooooooo!

[ She pumps a fist into the air and the feed cuts. ]

Comments

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[thxforthememories]

Oh.

I didn't think robots... ate other robots. That seems like something ... hm.

I need to learn these sayings. Don't I?

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[vandalization]

Heh, yeah.

And really, you not knowing is kind of part of who you are. So there's no rush to learn. I like teaching you.

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[thxforthememories]

You do?

That's good. I... I like learning from you.

[Even if she did teach him "buttfuck".]

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[vandalization]

I do.

And I'm glad. I hope it does you some good.

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[thxforthememories]

You're my friend. You've always done some good.

You've... always thought of me as alive. As having a heart. That means much to me.

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[vandalization]

Aw jeez you're gonna make me blush.

... Hey. It's only the truth.

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[thxforthememories]

Robots can do that?

Not everyone agrees... so thank you.

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[vandalization]

Oh uh. Haha. I don't think so, I guess not. Kinda forgot myself there, huh?

Yeah well, people who don't agree can suck it.

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[thxforthememories]

It's all right. I've been told several times not to refuel on gasoline, even though I know human beings don't drink it.

... Suck what?

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[vandalization]

Ahah, yeahhh that would be a day ruiner.

I-

Never mind.

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[thxforthememories]

Don't worry. I haven't done anything like that.

... Vandal? If you turn into a car... could I ride? Sometime?