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re_alignment2013-03-14 04:44 pm
adamndoctor) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-14 04:44 pm
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[SUPER SERIOUS MCCOY HERE]
I'm not going to state the obvious, and how ridiculous this entire mess is. I'm not going to make this too long either. But now that many of you robots are human, or... dogs of some sort, you may have yourselves a few or a galaxy-load's worth of questions.
I am here to answer those questions, to the best of my abilities, as well as provide you with a document of basic human common sense.
I'm sure many of you Cybertronians are used to rock 'em and sock 'em sort of business, but unfortunately, as a human, your skin is not metal and your bones are not made from steel. If you are struck hard enough, you will not only be in pain, but you may break your skin, bruise it, or something more serious. You cannot consume oil or energon or gasoline, and you will find your body doing things that are either confusing or downright horrifying by your standards. But instead of freaking out and doing something stupid, read over this document or ask me how I can help.
I'm a doctor, and part of my job is to educate people and my patients with basic and important health information, especially when you people can't tell the difference between phalanges and phlegm.
That and while I'm more than happy to use my talents God graced me with, I'd rather not see so many of you coming in from an easily avoidable accident. Like, say, sticking your fingers in an electrical socket as if this could recharge you.
It will not.
[Then, if you so wish, he uploads the document. It's titled "sonowyouarehuman101" and while it is very clear, concise, and easy to follow, there is a nice layer of smarm for you to enjoy as well.]
As for you dogs or the rest of you who have been altered to an animal form, you're on your own. God speed, Fidos and Mews of this world.
[Locked to Solus]
So, care sharing with the rest of the class what might be going on here? Do you guys got any ideas? I haven't heard much. Of anythin'. I don't know if that's good or bad. But I can understand why, if this is something serious, you'd rather have complete confirmation and understanding over the matter before unleashing information unto the public. Mass hysteria, maybe.
Still. If there's a way I can help, let me know. Your people are turning into my people. Maybe I won't be so useless.
I'm not going to state the obvious, and how ridiculous this entire mess is. I'm not going to make this too long either. But now that many of you robots are human, or... dogs of some sort, you may have yourselves a few or a galaxy-load's worth of questions.
I am here to answer those questions, to the best of my abilities, as well as provide you with a document of basic human common sense.
I'm sure many of you Cybertronians are used to rock 'em and sock 'em sort of business, but unfortunately, as a human, your skin is not metal and your bones are not made from steel. If you are struck hard enough, you will not only be in pain, but you may break your skin, bruise it, or something more serious. You cannot consume oil or energon or gasoline, and you will find your body doing things that are either confusing or downright horrifying by your standards. But instead of freaking out and doing something stupid, read over this document or ask me how I can help.
I'm a doctor, and part of my job is to educate people and my patients with basic and important health information, especially when you people can't tell the difference between phalanges and phlegm.
That and while I'm more than happy to use my talents God graced me with, I'd rather not see so many of you coming in from an easily avoidable accident. Like, say, sticking your fingers in an electrical socket as if this could recharge you.
It will not.
[Then, if you so wish, he uploads the document. It's titled "sonowyouarehuman101" and while it is very clear, concise, and easy to follow, there is a nice layer of smarm for you to enjoy as well.]
As for you dogs or the rest of you who have been altered to an animal form, you're on your own. God speed, Fidos and Mews of this world.
[Locked to Solus]
So, care sharing with the rest of the class what might be going on here? Do you guys got any ideas? I haven't heard much. Of anythin'. I don't know if that's good or bad. But I can understand why, if this is something serious, you'd rather have complete confirmation and understanding over the matter before unleashing information unto the public. Mass hysteria, maybe.
Still. If there's a way I can help, let me know. Your people are turning into my people. Maybe I won't be so useless.
[audio] how long have you been waiting to use that 'I'm a doctor, not a ____' line?
I don't know. I've seen 'bathing suits' on Earth. [Not a lot of coverage.]
Me? [AHAHAHAHAH nothankprimus.] No, I'm fine. I don't need pants. [Ever.]
[audio - i've actually used it a couple times already :3c]
Well, yes, I figured you'd... Nevermind, I guess you wouldn't. You don't normally wear pants without undergarments. You ever heard of boxers or briefs?
Maybe panties rings a bell?
[audio ]well damn
[Because he has no idea what you're talking about now.]
Uh, no?
[HUMAN, DRIFT GOES COMMANDO. Even when he's a weeaboo harajuku girl.]
[audio->video] i shall try to give at least everyone here ONE of those
Then maybe it's the material. Maybe they're too tight you know what, when you put on your pants, do you, or did you... put on anything beneath them? And I'm not talking a second pair of pants. I'm talking... [sighs, God give him a minute]
[video feed switches on, and he shows you a doodle of briefs and boxers. LOOK HE'S TRYING OKAY.] These. Do either of these look at all familiar? Actually. [adds another drawing, raises it again for Drift - frilly panties rounds up the trio.]