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MAKKOI ([personal profile] adamndoctor) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-03-14 04:44 pm

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[SUPER SERIOUS MCCOY HERE]

I'm not going to state the obvious, and how ridiculous this entire mess is. I'm not going to make this too long either. But now that many of you robots are human, or... dogs of some sort, you may have yourselves a few or a galaxy-load's worth of questions.

I am here to answer those questions, to the best of my abilities, as well as provide you with a document of basic human common sense.

I'm sure many of you Cybertronians are used to rock 'em and sock 'em sort of business, but unfortunately, as a human, your skin is not metal and your bones are not made from steel. If you are struck hard enough, you will not only be in pain, but you may break your skin, bruise it, or something more serious. You cannot consume oil or energon or gasoline, and you will find your body doing things that are either confusing or downright horrifying by your standards. But instead of freaking out and doing something stupid, read over this document or ask me how I can help.

I'm a doctor, and part of my job is to educate people and my patients with basic and important health information, especially when you people can't tell the difference between phalanges and phlegm.

That and while I'm more than happy to use my talents God graced me with, I'd rather not see so many of you coming in from an easily avoidable accident. Like, say, sticking your fingers in an electrical socket as if this could recharge you.

It will not.

[Then, if you so wish, he uploads the document. It's titled "sonowyouarehuman101" and while it is very clear, concise, and easy to follow, there is a nice layer of smarm for you to enjoy as well.]

As for you dogs or the rest of you who have been altered to an animal form, you're on your own. God speed, Fidos and Mews of this world.

[Locked to Solus]

So, care sharing with the rest of the class what might be going on here? Do you guys got any ideas? I haven't heard much. Of anythin'. I don't know if that's good or bad. But I can understand why, if this is something serious, you'd rather have complete confirmation and understanding over the matter before unleashing information unto the public. Mass hysteria, maybe.

Still. If there's a way I can help, let me know. Your people are turning into my people. Maybe I won't be so useless.
raceme: (Human - I don't think I like this)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. I guess that works.

[<.< Fine, McCoy might have a point.] You would be feeling confused too if our situations were reverses. [Apparently, he can pout as human. Watch Blurr do that.]

It's normal for bruises to change colors?
raceme: (Human - Le gasp)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-16 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I should write one down, in case this happens to organics. [He's serious about that.]

It was red first, then purple...[McCoy you are scaring him.]
raceme: (Human - I don't think I like this)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-16 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
O..okay... [This is really awkward. Blurr stands up and lifts his shirt to reveal a purple bruise, long as the size of a middle finger, give or take.]
raceme: (Human- WHAT IS HAPPENING!?)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-18 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A broke what? What's a vessel? [OH GOD THAT SOUNDS BAD D8 is he going to die his first day as human?] Blunt force trauma...? Skids threw me to the ground, is it that?. Why does it change colors?

No, the rest is fine.
raceme: (Human - This is my happy face)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-22 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
AH..okay I get it. [Why you didn't say that on the first place? ;;]

It could have been worse. my head's still in place.

And I can't do anything to fix it more quickly? Weld it or something?
raceme: (Human - Did I leave the gas on?)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-22 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Blurr knows nothing about human anatomy, okay. He's giving McCoy a kicked puppy look.]

But I can't turn off my pain receptors...and it hurts...
raceme: (Human - :/)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-22 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah..no it's fine. You should keep that for the real humans.


What's Advil?
raceme: (Human - OMG!)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
How I am supposed...? Nevermind, how do those look?