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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

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[sword_redemption]

[No, no, no judgment here: he was Harajuku Drift for a while. He can't lord it over anyone.]

Can you get to a medic? A, uh, a human one?

[Just in case you don't know: robots and humans don't go to the same doctors.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well...funny story. I can't seem to...find one.

[Figures the one broadcast he missed was McCoy's.]

Know any? I tried reachin' First Aid for ideas but...he's not around.

[sword_redemption]

There's, uh, Cody was getting a list of them.

[Whoever 'Cody' is. Drift saw the network post, that was all.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

{Feeling's mutual on the Cody bit. He hasn't quite caught up just yet.]

Is it...publicly posted?

[sword_redemption]

I didn't see any list. I just know someone named Cody was collecting them.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Guess I'll have to find this 'Cody'.

Ugh, all humans look alike.

[sword_redemption]

No, they don't. Vandal looks like Vandal.

[He's going to be pretty insistent on this point.]

Wait. You don't like how you look?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I'm just sayin', tryin' to pick one out from the crowd is next to impossible.

[Not that they aren't all unique in their own way...okay he might generalize them more than most. He doesn't see their distinctiveness.]

I'm not my usual self. Can't say I'm fond of bein' suddenly vulnerable.