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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

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[expendablemechanic]

[Cute is in Fracas's vocabulary. Admittedly, he often uses it to describe things like the Driller...]

I wouldn't know about human offspring, myself. They kind of scare me honestly.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Humans scare ya, but the mutant creatures runnin' in the wild don't?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Humans scare ya, but the mutant creatures runnin' in the wild don't?

You got some strange tastes, Frac.

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[expendablemechanic]

... no those scare me too. But the mutants don't summon Autobots at random.

I've heard stories, 'Jack.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Not all bots have a human attached at the hip, yannow.

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[expendablemechanic]

[Some of them have grenades instead?]

A fact which I'm grateful for. Though more grateful for not all humans having bots attached at the hip.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

If we did, I think the war'd be over.

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[expendablemechanic]

That... wouldn't be so awful, actually.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah? Even if you guys lost?

[He can't predict what the outcome would be for you guys, but Optimus isn't the kind to turn away side switchers. See: Dreadwing.]

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[expendablemechanic]

Well... all of us Vehicons would be dead by the end, probably. That would probably happen anyway though. But if it means the fighting stops... I-I mean, the peace would be nice. It is here, at least.

[Fracas does not have high hopes for he and his fellow mooks regardless of the outcome.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Depends on how the Cons act without their leader. ...And Starscream for good measure. Not that he was anything close to Megs to start with.

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[expendablemechanic]

Starscream is hazardous, but more to us than anyone else. He's uh... not very good for morale.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Really? But he's so chipper.

[Is he really joking around with a vehicon? What is the world coming to?]

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[expendablemechanic]

[... Wheeljack are you joking around with him?





Woah. He chuckles.]

Yeah, well, machines that shred wood are pretty chipper too.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[And he...laughs. ACTUALLY LAUGHS.]

That was terrible.

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[expendablemechanic]

You're still laughing.

[Fracas feels so accomplished! And starts laughing a bit himself, if only because Wheeljack is.]

But it was pretty awful, wasn't it?