[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

Comments

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[EYE ROLLS SOOOOO HARD]

Yeah, make sure you do. [huff] Before another innocent wall has to suffer.

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Who says they're innocent, doc?

Sometimes they have ears.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

You'll excuse me if I debate whether you know that's a joke or if you are being serious.

This place is messing up my groove.

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh you're a fun one. Hello new favourite squishy.]

It's a joke, doc. Are all you medics set to un-fun?

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[DON'T PATRONIZE ME, KID.]

Oh, thank God. I was wonderin' for a moment if I'd have to explain that, no, birds and bees play no significant, literal role in human reproduction.

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Why would birds and bees even--

[He's never heard the phrase, lucky for you.]

Huh.