1. [Voice]

[warborn]

[for a long few moments, there's only the sound of ventilation. fans cycling a mech's air systems. he's clicked on his radio, yeah, but now?

now he has no idea what to say, except something slightly hysterical.]

This is a lot different than I thought the Pit'd look like.

[said in the tone of someone-please-tell-me-I'm-totally-incorrect]

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[Audio] remember to give him his medication!

[warborn]

What, you damaged?

[Audio] /pills him like a cat

[vandalization]

Yeah, got kind of roughed up before I came here. Ratchet stitched me up, but I'm still healing.

[Audio] mew

[warborn]

...you organics can't get repaired as quickly, huh? Tell me you're not looking at more than a few days, though.

[Audio] Fortress Meowximus

[vandalization]

No, not really.

Uhh, being as we're kind of at a lack of really decent medical supplies for humans here, I'll be healing for weeks. Took a chunk out of my side, and I'll probably be permanently lame on the right leg.

[Audio] maybe that's him once he gets a beast mode

[warborn]

Slag. You can't get that replaced at all?

[Audio] gdhfgdshjaghf

[vandalization]

No, we're a fair bit more fragile than you guys.

We lose a hand or a leg it's gone for good.

[Audio]

[warborn]

You guys don't usually live very long, do you.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Nope. We're like goldfish to you guys, I imagine.

[Audio]

[warborn]

...goldfish?

[Audio]

[vandalization]

A pet that humans keep. Put it in a bowl of water and watch it swim around. Doesn't have any memory. They die after like... two weeks usually.

[Audio]

[warborn]

...so what's the point of keeping it in the first place?

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Same reason any one of you guys would keep a human around.

[Audio]

[warborn]

Wouldn't know. Never had one. Think the Wreckers might've, though.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Eh, I guess it's hard to compare then.

I keep hearing about these Wreckers guys. Are they like a super elite group or what?

[Audio]

[warborn]

You could say that. They're what's called in when everything's gone to hell.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Wow. Sounds like a bunch of badasses.

[Audio]

[warborn]

...they're a cut above the rest, that's for sure. [not-so-grudging respect...but it did take them a while to /get/ to his hell, so he can't be Overly happy.

still.]

[Audio]

[vandalization]

But you're pretty badass too, what's your job?

[Audio]

[warborn]

I was the warden of Garrus-9, 'til the slaggin' 'Cons took it over.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Yikes. Prison break?

[Audio]

[warborn]

Combined with an attack.

[HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.]

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Shit, man. I'm sorry. At least you got out of it? Right?

[Audio]

[warborn]

Sure. Only took three slaggin' years.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Audio]

[warborn]

[subject change please.]

So.