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Okay. So, just so that I can make sure we're clear here: I just got dragged through some kinda... weird, confusing time-space tear or some other really confusing shit, and I'm now completely stuck on a... a primordial machine-planet named Cybertron? Like, I'm surrounded by giant robots and some other guys that got pulled through? That's what's happening here?

[The boy on the Link pauses for a long moment, his initial expression one of bewilderment -- although the fact he was very upset just a few moments ago is underlying -- before breaking into a giant grin, revealing his rows of gnashing, shark-like teeth.]

That is so fucking cool. Like, legit! This is an honest-to-God or whatever alien planet?! Life dream, consider yourself completed!

[He almost drops his communicator in his excitement, his words tumbling out at a mile a minute. Finally, he remembers he's talking to people and laughs, a little sheepishly.]

Sorry. Got a bit excited there, this is just so awesome. Uh, anyway... [His smile shrinks down to a smirk.] This might be kind of pointless, but I might as well see if there's anyone I already know here -- from my universe or world or whatever. So! First things first, I'm lookin' for two guys. First guy's really pale, black hair, dresses like a hipster douche? His name's Conrad, I think, he's British as all hell.

Second guy's kinda short, red hair, glasses -- looks like a real geek. Some kinda 'paranormal investigator' or whatever. His name's Hanna -- his. Might be seen around with a zombie and yeah, I know that's technically three guys but whatever. You seen them, or if they're here -- call me back, right?

[He goes to turn off the feed... but pauses. His expression completely sobers up, darkening into something very much hurt and a teeny bit malicious.]

Oh... and if anyone knows a guy named 'Tibenoch'... point me to him.

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[Knock Out is wondering how a human can look so happy among arriving here. You fleshies are so weird.]

What is a hipster?

I don't think they are here. Not the last guy for sure. What sort of name is Tibenoch...

[...Yeah one second while he kind of just ogles the very much pretty face that's just appeared here.]

A really pretentious asshole you can't help but want to punch most of the time.

I dunno. That's what I was tryin' to find out before I got pulled in here.

[She's used to ogling, she doesn't really mind.]

I worked with mechs like that. [The name ended is -scream, take a guess.]You have my condolences.

Sounds like some sort of disease.

Fun as hell to mess with, though. Every time I put my feet up on the couch, I swear he would've had a heart attack if he wasn't already dead.

[He has to snort in laughter -- although there's a bit of disdain in there, too -- at that.]

Probably might as well be. But anyways. [And suddenly, he's turning on the charm with as smooth of a grin as he can manage with those teeth.] Enough about me. Who're you?

He's one of those, uh? Wait...he's dead and NOT insane? [That's new.]

[She raises an eyebrow for a second at the change, but then smile.] The name's Knock Out. A pleasure, I'm sure.

Well, he's kinda crazy in the neurotic sort of way. But not insane.

Knock Out, huh? Hehe... Talk about fitting names.

Sounds exaclty line one of my coworkers. Yet, he's still dead?

[The smile just grows and Knock Out leans forward, very aware of what she's doing and showing.] my, thank you. I try to live up to it.

"Dead" as in dead? Uh... sorry.

[Veser's a very flirtatious boy who is still has one year left until he can't say he's a teenager anymore. Clearly this means that he can unsubtly ogle Knock Out.] I doubt you have to try all that hard.

You said 'I swear he would've had a heart attack if he wasn't already dead.' So how's that the guy's dead and yet still moving?

[Knock Out is a mech who enjoys attention and she noticed very quickly how male humans looked at her.]

It's not easy to look this good, you know?

Oh! Uh, he's a vampire, I guess.

[Teeny bit embarrassed by the misunderstanding? Yeah.]

You make it look easy.

Oh. Should I get worried? [Knock Out gives him a fake, concerned look.]Even if he's not here perhaps I need someone to protect me.

[Bah, it's fine. Knock Out doesn't mind.]

I'm flattered. I don't always looks like this, though. My real looks are far more attractive. It's a shame you can't see them.

Heh. The one I was livin' with was a giant pussy. Drank blood out of blood bags. Buuuuuut if any other more dangerous ones show up...

[He's about to say "I'm available", but Knock Out's next words cut him off. And he takes a loooong pause.]

...Is this the part where there's a big revelation that you're an alien in a human disguise or somethin', and then I end up lookin' like a jackass?

[He's seen enough movies to be genre savvy about these things.]

Blood bags. Sounds disgusting.

[Sorry Veser. At elast she told you the truth quite quickly.]

Well.......yes and no. I'm fully human now. My whole body changed but I not my real one. If it's any consolation I'm quite the god looking alien.

Tell me about it. Heats 'em up in coffee mugs and everything.

Is it too much to hope you end up being like one of those blue ladies from Avatar?

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The next time you should replace those by something else. Like grape juice.

I'm more red than blue, actually.

Funny movie, but I can't stand the bad guys. [Mostly because it reminds Knock Out of Sylas.]

Hah! I ever see him again, maybe I will. Just to see what happens.

Ah... [Veser thinks for a moment, then shakes his head with a shrug.] Well, whatever. I can worry about lookin' like an idiot later.

Rootin' for the bad guys is kinda overrated, anyway.

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