dirge: (human do want)
Dirge ([personal profile] dirge) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-03-20 11:01 pm

Sugar High [A.K.A - Dirge no.]

[The camera is shaking so violently, those of you with motion sickness problems may need to go find a toilet. It's shaking because Dirge is holding it and he's shaking too. The screen catches a blurry grin before the communicator is tossed onto something solid.]

Okay I knew human food was good but I never got to taste all of it the last time and there's this stuff that I found in the junkyard called 'candy' and its loaded with sugar and sugar tastes AMAZING and its in other stuff too- hold on.

[He needs to stop and take a deep breath, because weirdly enough he can't talk non stop as a human without this burning sensation in his chest.]

Anyhow there was these brown bags with all different colored little circles with an 'm' on them and also a couple of boxes of these squishy square things named Debbies and they're so good even when you mix the two together OH AND DON'T FORGET THE ROLLS OF WHITE MUSH I CAN FIT THREE OF THOSE IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF TWINKI- .....


U...urgh... [He doubles over suddenly, clutching at his midsection.]

H-hold on again.

[Dirge lurches off camera and there's the sound of...yup, wretching. Candy wrappers and empty boxes of snack cakes litter the ground behind where the jet turned human had been standing.]

OH WOW ITS EVERY COLOR!
raceme: (Human - Did I leave the gas on?)

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[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-27 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I admit that human food has many different taste and all of them are really tasty but EATING so much doesn't hurt?
raceme: (Human - I don't think I like this)

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-28 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that means that your fuel tanks are filled already.
raceme: (Human - U sure about that bro?)

[personal profile] raceme 2013-03-28 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That still can't be healthy Dirge. What's so great about candy a-ny-way? [He never tried that one.]
Edited 2013-03-28 22:29 (UTC)
raceme: (Human - Playful)

[personal profile] raceme 2013-04-01 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should try it.


A tiny bit.