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re_alignment2013-03-20 11:01 pm
dirge) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-20 11:01 pm
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Sugar High [A.K.A - Dirge no.]
[The camera is shaking so violently, those of you with motion sickness problems may need to go find a toilet. It's shaking because Dirge is holding it and he's shaking too. The screen catches a blurry grin before the communicator is tossed onto something solid.]
Okay I knew human food was good but I never got to taste all of it the last time and there's this stuff that I found in the junkyard called 'candy' and its loaded with sugar and sugar tastes AMAZING and its in other stuff too- hold on.
[He needs to stop and take a deep breath, because weirdly enough he can't talk non stop as a human without this burning sensation in his chest.]
Anyhow there was these brown bags with all different colored little circles with an 'm' on them and also a couple of boxes of these squishy square things named Debbies and they're so good even when you mix the two together OH AND DON'T FORGET THE ROLLS OF WHITE MUSH I CAN FIT THREE OF THOSE IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF TWINKI- .....
U...urgh... [He doubles over suddenly, clutching at his midsection.]
H-hold on again.
[Dirge lurches off camera and there's the sound of...yup, wretching. Candy wrappers and empty boxes of snack cakes litter the ground behind where the jet turned human had been standing.]
OH WOW ITS EVERY COLOR!
Okay I knew human food was good but I never got to taste all of it the last time and there's this stuff that I found in the junkyard called 'candy' and its loaded with sugar and sugar tastes AMAZING and its in other stuff too- hold on.
[He needs to stop and take a deep breath, because weirdly enough he can't talk non stop as a human without this burning sensation in his chest.]
Anyhow there was these brown bags with all different colored little circles with an 'm' on them and also a couple of boxes of these squishy square things named Debbies and they're so good even when you mix the two together OH AND DON'T FORGET THE ROLLS OF WHITE MUSH I CAN FIT THREE OF THOSE IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF TWINKI- .....
U...urgh... [He doubles over suddenly, clutching at his midsection.]
H-hold on again.
[Dirge lurches off camera and there's the sound of...yup, wretching. Candy wrappers and empty boxes of snack cakes litter the ground behind where the jet turned human had been standing.]
OH WOW ITS EVERY COLOR!
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Because it tasted so good, of course. And I was hungry.
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Just guessin' you've never heard of moderation?
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[Grimace] I've heard the word, I just don't like it very much.
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[Blink] Wait, kill me? I'm going to die?
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Maybe. Keep shoving that shit down and that'll turn into a "probably".
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[A looooong pause.]
...Wait, are you normally not human?
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Right.
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