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re_alignment2013-03-20 11:01 pm
dirge) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-20 11:01 pm
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Sugar High [A.K.A - Dirge no.]
[The camera is shaking so violently, those of you with motion sickness problems may need to go find a toilet. It's shaking because Dirge is holding it and he's shaking too. The screen catches a blurry grin before the communicator is tossed onto something solid.]
Okay I knew human food was good but I never got to taste all of it the last time and there's this stuff that I found in the junkyard called 'candy' and its loaded with sugar and sugar tastes AMAZING and its in other stuff too- hold on.
[He needs to stop and take a deep breath, because weirdly enough he can't talk non stop as a human without this burning sensation in his chest.]
Anyhow there was these brown bags with all different colored little circles with an 'm' on them and also a couple of boxes of these squishy square things named Debbies and they're so good even when you mix the two together OH AND DON'T FORGET THE ROLLS OF WHITE MUSH I CAN FIT THREE OF THOSE IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF TWINKI- .....
U...urgh... [He doubles over suddenly, clutching at his midsection.]
H-hold on again.
[Dirge lurches off camera and there's the sound of...yup, wretching. Candy wrappers and empty boxes of snack cakes litter the ground behind where the jet turned human had been standing.]
OH WOW ITS EVERY COLOR!
Okay I knew human food was good but I never got to taste all of it the last time and there's this stuff that I found in the junkyard called 'candy' and its loaded with sugar and sugar tastes AMAZING and its in other stuff too- hold on.
[He needs to stop and take a deep breath, because weirdly enough he can't talk non stop as a human without this burning sensation in his chest.]
Anyhow there was these brown bags with all different colored little circles with an 'm' on them and also a couple of boxes of these squishy square things named Debbies and they're so good even when you mix the two together OH AND DON'T FORGET THE ROLLS OF WHITE MUSH I CAN FIT THREE OF THOSE IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF TWINKI- .....
U...urgh... [He doubles over suddenly, clutching at his midsection.]
H-hold on again.
[Dirge lurches off camera and there's the sound of...yup, wretching. Candy wrappers and empty boxes of snack cakes litter the ground behind where the jet turned human had been standing.]
OH WOW ITS EVERY COLOR!
Re: action;
Yeah! That was fun! And then I flew you to a medic and you freaked out! Best part.
...I guess I do care about someone besides myself. Sometimes.
I don't know about that learning from mistakes part. That one is a 'sometimes' too. Pffft, and you don't even make any mistakes, Barricade.
[Whoa, Barricade is making a really cool sound. It sorta vibrates against him.] It is nice. But... [He tugs on the cat's tail with a snicker] ...I miss you tires.
action;
Hey, I happen to believe if I was meant to fly, I'd've been hatched with wings.
[Also flying terrifies him anyway.]
Okay, now you're just flatterin' me, Dirge. If I didn't make mistakes I wouldn't end up maimed so often. Or kidnapped. And even if it's just a 'sometimes' thing, it's still part of you.
[Prrrrprrrrrprrr-reow! Barricade yowls when his tail is pulled, claws extending briefly.] Only because you like my reaction to you squeezing or biting them.