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[Have a baleful little black eye glaring at the camera. Along with the crackling of a few obvious sparks.]

Chuuu.

[Give it a moment. Some of those irritated nonsense words have no meaning at all...and when it next speaks, the furry orange creature sounds a lot like Sari.]

This. This is so -chu! Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!

Can't even- Rai! -Talk right! Aarrgh!

[Apparently the nonsense word tic doesn't seem to adequately express her displeasure. Furry face scrunching, she moves to start a good old tantrum- and accidentally shoots lightning bolts from her face, frying bits of the junk yard she's currently hiding in. Startled, she jumps back, trips over the tail coming out of her backside, and falls over, paws peddling furiously in the air.]

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It can't be.....Sari!? You are a..er..rat?

Chu!?- ew ew ew! I'm not a rat!

Sorry but WHAT are you?

I don't knooow!

[Great. Now she is a wailing rat.]

Okay okay don't worry WE WILL FIND A WAY to fix this.

How?! WHEN?

[she tugs on her ears, little sparks jumping everywhere.]

I'm sure the FirstForget will be able to hel...WOAH! Sari would you calm down if I came there to help? I _{don't want you} to hurt yourself. [And it looks like you are going to explode or something at any second.]

[Explode? No. But she does end up shooting a fully-fledged lightning bolt before her tantrum is through.]

Raichu! Well then they better work on this faster! And I dunno! -chu- you might get electrocuted!

[She crosses her arms, static still crackling through the pout.]

Edited 2013-04-19 08:29 (UTC)

[That definitely not good.]

I'm sure they are trying as hard as they can. You don't look mechanical how come you are electric? I can be there and still stay at a safe distance.

[But seeing those lightning bolts makes him wonder about which one is the 'safe distance'.]

I'm some kind of animal I think- chu! But that isn't the point!

People - human people - get fried with electricity!

Ah. yea that'sss bad. But there must be something I can do for you.

I don't think there is anything you could do even if you were normal right now. Chuuuu. Unless you can fix this.

[She huffs, dropping down onto her butt with a droopy sigh.]

This is dumb.

Probably not but I still want to try. Perhaps we can talk to one of the Firstforged and see if they can fix it.

Yeah I know.

...Yeah, maybe...

Ahaha! Vhat are you supposed to be?

[It looks like Blitzwing's figured out how to get video on this thing while he's in this form.]

It looks edible.

Rai-chu! What!? No way, dog-breath! I'm not food!

[...That voice kind of sounds familiar, though.]

[Fortunately for Sari, he can't really say the same for her voice.]

Ooh, are you suuuuure~?

[Oh hi, Hothead, go ahead and shove Random over.]

Idiot! I vill not eat a... rat!

Yes I'm sure!

[And as if to make the point further, more electricity jolts free of her cheeks, scoring the ground black. Her tail twitches; despite her fear, she feels...tough. Up for a fight, of all things.]

And I'm not a rat!

You certainly look like one.

Well then you're even more dumb than you look, dog breath! Chu!

[She drops down to all fours without even thinking about it, baring tiny little fangs.]

[Oh, so we're doing that now? Random and Hothead bare their massive teeth as well.]

Mine are bigger~.

[Her tail lashes, accompanied by a sharp crackle of lightning from her cheeks.]

Raaaii! I'm not scared of you!

Ohhhhh, zhat's a shame~!

You should be.

No way! Chu! I could totally fry you!

[And she points it out by making a face and lashing out with several crackling bolts of electricity.]

Zhat's assuming I don't eat you first, rat.

Ha! If you could even catch me first- [She darts off to the other side of the room - quick attack! - before leaping off the wall and bounding back to the camera in a flash, smug and grinning.]- you'd choke on lightning!

Aha~ But I like a challenge!

[Hothead grunts.]

Alzhough you're hardly worzh it, in zhe end.

Hey! I'd totally kick your butt!

[Reasonable expectations? This kid-turned-battle-rat? NEVER.]

It's easy to say that...

But it's a whole ozher zhing to actually do it!

[Now that is an active challenge to Sari. Come at him, bro.]

[UM.

And he thought being a doll was bad.]

Ok first off: calm down.

You try calming down!

[Her tail lashes a bit, but she clenches her little fangs and tries anyway.]

Sari? You're a... what are you, anyway?

[You look like something out of a Japanese video game!]

I don't even knoooow!

[Wail!]

Chu- I look like something out of an weird cartoon or something! -wait, Barricade? That you? Raichu! You sound weird too!

Edited 2013-03-31 08:28 (UTC)

Whoa....

[Oh. Right. Stop staring.]

Er. You okay over there?

Do I look okay?!

[Thunder-crackle.]

I'm an orange squirrel with lightning coming out of my face!

[Erk.]

So I see..! Um.

[Yeah, he has no idea what else to say about that.]

Yeah, and? Anything helpful?

[Grumblepout.]

Well...nooo, not really...

Hrmph!

At least -chu- look normal!

I guess I've just been lucky so far. But at least you can talk? And know that you've been changed...

[And look kind of cute but he's not going to say that, considering how well she's already taking this.]

[Good call, kid.]

I guess... But it's still dumb!

[She stomps a fuzzy foot like a brat, stirring static.]

[He tries his best to smother a grin.]

Considering how some people have been acting, it could have been worse. Well, hopefully we'll figure out how to fix things...

It won't be fast enough for me.

[Hrumph.]

Try to hang in there, okay?

Yeah, yeah...

Okay.

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