treacherous_widow: (Human!BA: Listening)
Blackarachnia ([personal profile] treacherous_widow) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-03-24 08:08 pm

7th Web [Backdated to Tuesday]

[The feed starts with a clattering sound.  The camera portion of the device shows Blackarachnia and Knock Out lounging on a ratty couch in the middle  of the Junk Pile. They had found a wine set, each one has a bottle in her hands, and they’re pretty much drunk and having a ‘who’s boss sucks the most’ competition’.]

…used that to raise the dead and create an army of zombies. He said he could control them after sticking a piece of the dark energon I mentioned onto his spark. Let me tell you, as a medic, I don’t recommend it, even if that makes you able to hear Unicrons’s thoughts. [Knock Out takes  another sip.] Actuallllyyy, especially if it makes you hear thoughts.

 [Blackarachnia takes a sip from her own bottle and rolls her eyes a little. It sounds like Knock out had his own troubles with a Megatron. Here, let her talk about her own saurian overlord.]

Ugh. Speaking of energon, ours crashed us on a planet full of raw energon. We got subjected to radiation because he had to steal some gold trinkets from the Maximals and crash us somewhere in the past.

[She makes a motion with the hand with the bottle.]

And get this. The planet? Earth. And guess what? We ended up messing up some alien's experiment and nearly got incinerated because of it.

Annoying.
[Knock out scrunches his nose, then smirk. Mine desecrated one of the Prime’s tombs so he could retrieve an arm from...I can't remember, Trion, perhaps. He wanted it implanted on him, without being put on stasis for the surgery  mind you, so he could use the Forge of Solus Prime .

 Oh yeah? Mine located the Ark on Earth and tried to change history by scraping  Optimus Prime while he was in stasis. [She frowns a little and peered down  the neck of her bottle before taking another drink.] Caused time to become unstable because of it and nearly wiped the Maximals and myself out.

Mine punched Unicron and survived.

[Blackarachnia raises an eyebrow at the absurdity of that statement and just retaliates with one of her own.]

Mine's beast mode is a flying purple T-rex.

[There's a moment pause from both of them before Knock Out speaks again.]

We're even.

[The feed cuts out with both of them taking a shot from their respective bottles.]

[ooc: Knock Out, Blackarachnia. Backdated to before Liege Maximo's post!]

deadlydoctor: (Human - Ooops)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-03-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No I won't. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to looks. [Is like you don't know him, Deads.

No one's allowed to die.]

I'm not talking but the drinks. Those don't shine the same way. I meant a purple shining piece of solid raw energon.
dinnerdate: (•pomend sigh)

[personal profile] dinnerdate 2013-03-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
...

If you mess it up... You are using the brush device to fix it.



What would you do with it?

[KO dealing with one was how he ended up like he is.]
deadlydoctor: (Human - I'm so high right now)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-03-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[:.......! you agreed 8D She stop herself from squeeing, Decepticons don't squee, and smiles.] Sure, sure, now come here.

Hide if from Megatron. [In case he shows up.]

dinnerdate: (•pomend eep)

[personal profile] dinnerdate 2013-03-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sir...

[He'll head on over now.]


I can hide it.
deadlydoctor: (Human - Frag you)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-03-30 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Good. [Puppy puppy puppy come here so the ladies can play with you.]

Your sacrifice is admirable, Dead Ends. But I am the medic and tech advisor, I will take care of it.
dinnerdate: (•pomend)

[personal profile] dinnerdate 2013-03-30 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He's coming, those little legs can only move so fast.]

And I dealt with a chunk of it for a long time. I know how to handle them.
deadlydoctor: (Human - Is that so?)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-03-31 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Heh, so true. The planet is giant.]

And we both know how that ended. I don't want to make your condition worse.
deadlydoctor: (Human - Oh please...)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-04-11 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the medic here. I'll judge that.

Don't be a bad doggies or I will ruffle your fur.
dinnerdate: (•pomend sigh)

[personal profile] dinnerdate 2013-04-15 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whining.]

Right...

[He wouldn't mention it if he found a piece. KO doesn't know how to handle the stuff.]
deadlydoctor: (Human - NO U)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-04-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop pouting.

[Oh KO knows enoguh about that stuff to know she wants it nowhere close to other Decepticons. Or anybody.]
dinnerdate: (•pomend sigh)

[personal profile] dinnerdate 2013-04-15 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just more puppy pouting. He's sorry.]
deadlydoctor: (Human - Oh you)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2013-04-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, yeah that's fine. Knock Out will pick him up and put him on her lap.]