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[inferiordude]

Aw right! So, I know, we're kind of stuck in a place with, you know. Hardly anythin'. Not goin' home. Not gonna lie, that can totally bring you down!

And sure, there's a bunch of work to do, but... we gotta pass the time!

So, I've been goin' through some of the junkpile in my spare time. There's a couple of things we can totally go ahead an' do and keep us occupied. I got some instruments if you dudes wanna learn how to play. And board games! Some cards. Stuff like that!

I mean, don't get me wrong -- I totally gathered as much food as I can for our fleshy dudes. I remember that humans don't seem to like, uh, canned green beans? But I totally have that, sorry. And peaches and ramen and soup and ravioli and yeah! All kinds of stuff. I'll, like, start a stash or somethin'.

Yeah! Lemme know if you guys need food or if you guys want somethin' to do to keep yerselves busy.

Soundwave, rockin' on out!

Comments

[Video] 2/2

[sariexmachina]

A-ah...

[Oh no. Ooooh nonono...]

Er. What did you say your name was...?

[Video]

[inferiordude]

Soundwave!

...B-but I'm not bad or anything, I swear! Just... 'cuz that's my name and I'm a Decepticon...

[Video] CUTEST DUDEWAVE ;3;

[sariexmachina]

Uh huh! You may not look like him, but a creepy bot named Soundwave tried to kill me and take over the city back home!

And Decepticons are evil jerks there too!

Why are you being so nice?

[STARE.]

[Video] ;A;

[inferiordude]

Y-yeah, well! ... Humans repeat names, so... why can't Cybertronians? There's more than one Soundwave! Jus' 'cuz we share names doesn't make us the same dude.

'Cons are good where I'm from. And... I guess I'm just naturally nice.

[Video] 8< Noooo no tears!

[sariexmachina]

[Okay, he has a point there. But only a little one!]

Maaaaybe you can copy names, but having nice Decepticons? You guys are the bad guys! And hellooo! Being full of lies and stuff is right there in your name!

[She crosses her arms with a huff.]

[Video] so full of tears

[inferiordude]

Not where I'm from, nuh-uh. C'mon Supergirl; I got nothin' to gain by trickin' you.

[Video] Noooooo ;A;

[sariexmachina]

[Another point - it IS just ravioli, and any 'con that wanted her (apparently broken) Key could probably just walk up and take it. But she's just finally learning to be a bit more cautious, and now a 'good' Decepticon comes along? She gives him a SUPER-BRAT SIZED look of doubt.]

Oh yeah? Then where are you from? Why are there good Decepticons there? What about the Autobots? Optimus never said anything about good Decepticons!

[Video] THIS PLACE IS JUST BEING KIND OF BRUTAL TO HIM...

[inferiordude]

Me? I'm from, uh. Real far off. A place you have no idea about. 'Cuz it's another dimension.

Chances are, yer Optimus has no fraggin' idea about me and th' 'Cons I'm part of.

[Video] I SAW. POOR BABBY 8C

[sariexmachina]

...Uh huh. You're not very good at this.

[Seriously. If he's lying, he isn't good at it. She's better at coming up with stuff than this guy! Which...oddly enough, makes her less inclined to think of him as an eeeevil Decepticon. Spiderlady was good at it, and 'her' Soundwave was super sneaky, that jerk!

Her glare lessens a fraction.]

Another dimension, huh? What'zit like there?

[Video] CRYYYY

[inferiordude]

Well, uh. Man, sometimes it's hard to explain what home's like...

Cybertron's not fun. It's basically heaps of garbage with pits of fire every where. Wasn't always like that, but it's what it became. Now, Earth though-- Earth is awesome an' I totally, like, love all the people there!

I'll talk about the Decepticons I guess. There's, like... there's Megatron, right? He's awesome! He's probably one of the most patient dudes I know. He pretty much takes care of us and looks after us, but he leads us too. And Screamer is super nice and the most loyal friend you could ever have!

Now the Autobots where I'm from are... well, most of 'em are pretty much psychotic crazies. Not all of 'em! I know someone of 'em have the potential to change. But the Optimus Prime I know ain't a thing like yours. That I can guarantee.

[Video] ;o; o bb noooo

[sariexmachina]

...Uuuuhhhh.

[Stare. Just...STARE.]


So, err. Basically, you're saying everything from your world or universe or whatever, is completely opposite and makes no sense?


[Because, haha 'awesome' Megatron? 'Nice' Starscream? What-ever!]

[Video]

[inferiordude]

Normal for me, kooky for you.

[Video] hurhur this was the worst month :[

[sariexmachina]

...Yeah okay whatever.

This is waaaaaaay too complicated for anything the Decepticreeps back home would pull.

Food. Gimme?

[Have the cute face all over again, Soundwave. Too. Hungry. For. Caution.]

[Video] i hope it's better now :(

[inferiordude]

Well, I dunno. Yer pretty cute, Supergirl, but you gotta say please first. Okay?

[Video] It is slowly getting there, thank you c:

[sariexmachina]

[HUFF. Oh fine.]

Pleeeeeease?

[Video]

[inferiordude]

There y'go! I'll make the food delivery for ya, kiddo.

[Video]

[sariexmachina]

Woohoooo!

You're awesome, not-evil-Soundwave!