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Soundwave [shattered glass] ([personal profile] inferiordude) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-03 11:36 pm

VIDEO;

Aw right! So, I know, we're kind of stuck in a place with, you know. Hardly anythin'. Not goin' home. Not gonna lie, that can totally bring you down!

And sure, there's a bunch of work to do, but... we gotta pass the time!

So, I've been goin' through some of the junkpile in my spare time. There's a couple of things we can totally go ahead an' do and keep us occupied. I got some instruments if you dudes wanna learn how to play. And board games! Some cards. Stuff like that!

I mean, don't get me wrong -- I totally gathered as much food as I can for our fleshy dudes. I remember that humans don't seem to like, uh, canned green beans? But I totally have that, sorry. And peaches and ramen and soup and ravioli and yeah! All kinds of stuff. I'll, like, start a stash or somethin'.

Yeah! Lemme know if you guys need food or if you guys want somethin' to do to keep yerselves busy.

Soundwave, rockin' on out!

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-05 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[he chuckles over the Link as he transforms and heads out] If you neglected to mention that to anyone else, you could baffle a lot of the Decepticons from my world. If they think you're dishonest, your being honest would really throw them off.

[And a short time later, he's landing in the junkpile, taking a quick look around--at least 50% of the reason he came out here was not to scavenge for food for any of the Cybertronians' human allies/pets/whatever. He wants to learn more about this oppositely polarized universe.]

Soundwave?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-05 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately he cuts the link before he can laugh wholeheartedly at that response and ruin everything.

Starscream picks his way carefully across the piles, with slow deliberation, and stops when he draws close.]


Hey. How goes?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
...You know, he's going to be trouble. I just know it. [His wings twitch a little in unconscious sympathy about faction tensions--pretty nervous about Fort Max. And he doesn't know the half of it, just rumors.]

It looks like in the majority of these worlds, the Decepticons were the aggressors - at least eventually. [but politics like that are risky to talk about to someone like this Soundwave, who he is still completely confused by] I can try to talk to them; my people started out freedom fighters, in my world - but no promises. One mech's freedom fighter is another mech's terrorist.

I want to know about your world's Megatron. And Starscream. And you.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-06 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not your--[slowly shakes head...]

...Alright. But sometimes people need a little push in the right direction. [or off the right cliff.]

I want to see if I can eliminate some of the differences, that's all. What do you do for Megatron? Do you spy for him?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[a flicker of astonishment, but less than before. He's getting used to this weird alternate universe.] Morals like that are expensive, unless you have a lot of territorial, technological or personnel advantage.

[a beat] Or unless you're being led by a tactical genius.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-07 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[considers that with a smile. At least there's an alt him out there doing the name proud, even if it is in a weird way.] Well, good.

...Don't count me out so quickly, friend. I've made some mistakes, but I don't know many mechs on either side who ever felt like they were doing the wrong thing. [he almost says "even Megatron", but that seems--like a very bad idea, so he refrains, reaching down to rifle through a bag. Human clothes! Wow how useless.] So how are you planning to rid yourselves of the Autobots? Or are you hoping you can force them into an unconditional surrender, instead of having to slag them?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-07 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the Autobots, right?

[he pauses, and ponders.] Which ones do you want to slag?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-07 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Cons you've met here, right? You're going to have to be very careful around them. Some of them... [insufficiently] You've found out they're not the gentlest mechs.

...Your insignia is red. [stating the obvious is brought to you by--Starscream!]

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-07 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of city? [there is no fine line between nosiness and curiosity, according to Screamer.]

So I take it the Autobots wear purple. --I know it's dangerous to assume anything, but I just need to know if I end up approaching any of them and don't want to get my tailfins shot off right away.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting. [but these kinds of studies are more for hardcore physicists, quantum theorists, and possibly sociologists.]

Perfect.

Yeah, I'm not sure meeting the me of your universe would go down very well for me, personally.