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[inferiordude]

Aw right! So, I know, we're kind of stuck in a place with, you know. Hardly anythin'. Not goin' home. Not gonna lie, that can totally bring you down!

And sure, there's a bunch of work to do, but... we gotta pass the time!

So, I've been goin' through some of the junkpile in my spare time. There's a couple of things we can totally go ahead an' do and keep us occupied. I got some instruments if you dudes wanna learn how to play. And board games! Some cards. Stuff like that!

I mean, don't get me wrong -- I totally gathered as much food as I can for our fleshy dudes. I remember that humans don't seem to like, uh, canned green beans? But I totally have that, sorry. And peaches and ramen and soup and ravioli and yeah! All kinds of stuff. I'll, like, start a stash or somethin'.

Yeah! Lemme know if you guys need food or if you guys want somethin' to do to keep yerselves busy.

Soundwave, rockin' on out!

Comments

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[inferiordude]

Well, uh. It's a hug. You put your arms around someone you like so you can comfort them or show them that you care.

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[thxforthememories]

I know what that is--

Not... the other thing you just did.

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[inferiordude]

Um. Cuddling?

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[thxforthememories]

[BLANK. STARE.]

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[inferiordude]

It's like... hugging, but with a little more movement? Uh. Um.

I'm gonna... just get you a dictionary sometime.

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[thxforthememories]

More movement...

I didn't know it needed more movement.

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[inferiordude]

Well, not needed, but it's nice!

[He gently lets go of the ninja.]

So. Anyway... I'd, uh. Like to try to teach you more stuff, if you want!

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[thxforthememories]

[And... the ninja staggers.]

Why?

[Sorry, Soundwave, this is... this is an honest question.]

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[inferiordude]

Why teach you? Well... I think it's just terrible that no one really taught you be anything else! You have a lot of room to grow, Kagerou. I wanna help you 'cuz we're friends.

[KNEW YOU FOR TWO MINUTES. IMMEDIATE FRIENDSHIP.]

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[thxforthememories]

There... There wasn't a reason to. I was designed as a prototype. When... my work was finished, they had no need of me.

[KAGEROU YOU'RE DEPRESSING.]

We are?

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[inferiordude]

Then they suck and you're gonna hafta find your own purpose now.

Sure we are! Why not?

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[thxforthememories]

I... don't... I don't know how to do that...

['His own purpose'? That sounds terrifying.]

Because you've just met me.