video || Trion's Lake

[thxforthememories]

[Here we have the police bird in his natural habitat. Standing by the lake in Alpha Trion's sector. He looks rather pensive and generally more upset than he usually does.]

I --

[And before he can explain himself, he catches sight of his reflection in the lake. Scrawled on the panes of his left wing are the words "SPACE FOR RENT". On the other wing, in equally bold, obnoxious writing is "APRIL FOOLS".]

[He stares. And then drops the Link in an effort to scrub the writing off with his bare hands, twisting around into a veritable knot of unhappy ninja robot.]

[Unfortunately, all this does is give the viewer a good view of the back side of each wing, on which is written ""POWER JOE WAS HERE :D". One word per wing pane.]

[And it's then, in a fit of avian frustration, Kagerou has the most mature response to life there ever was. He lifts the nearest heavy rock and throws it, as hard as he can, shouting:]

I hate this place!

Comments

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

'This space for rent'?

Come on, I know desperate for money when I see it.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I didn't write it!

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Then why would Power Joe recommend your services? What kind of name is Power Joe anyway?! A big hairy leathery biker, that's what.

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[thxforthememories]

What services?

It's just... writing.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Maybe midgets want to build a condo on your giant shoulders.

Maybe you run a dating service on the side--listen, I don't make the rules.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

You aren't making any sense.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Do I have to spell it out for you?!

You have a FOR RENT sign on your back. That means people want to use your space or use you FOR MONEY.

You're a hooker!

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

A... what?

What is that?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Someone who gets payed money to...

You know...smooch.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

... smooch?

[SO MANY NEW WORDS.]

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You know, kissing! Oi, it's like talking to a brick.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

... I'm not going to kiss anyone! I don't want to!

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...then why did you put 'This space for rent'?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I didn't! Someone else did!

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Then why did Power Joe do it?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I don't know why he did it! He hates me, he had nothing better to do, I don't know.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

So he made you into a hooker.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

He just wrote on me!