Kagerou | BP-500X (
thxforthememories) wrote in
re_alignment2013-04-01 03:06 pm
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video || Trion's Lake
[Here we have the police bird in his natural habitat. Standing by the lake in Alpha Trion's sector. He looks rather pensive and generally more upset than he usually does.]
I --
[And before he can explain himself, he catches sight of his reflection in the lake. Scrawled on the panes of his left wing are the words "SPACE FOR RENT". On the other wing, in equally bold, obnoxious writing is "APRIL FOOLS".]
[He stares. And then drops the Link in an effort to scrub the writing off with his bare hands, twisting around into a veritable knot of unhappy ninja robot.]
[Unfortunately, all this does is give the viewer a good view of the back side of each wing, on which is written ""POWER JOE WAS HERE :D". One word per wing pane.]
[And it's then, in a fit of avian frustration, Kagerou has the most mature response to life there ever was. He lifts the nearest heavy rock and throws it, as hard as he can, shouting:]
I hate this place!
I --
[And before he can explain himself, he catches sight of his reflection in the lake. Scrawled on the panes of his left wing are the words "SPACE FOR RENT". On the other wing, in equally bold, obnoxious writing is "APRIL FOOLS".]
[He stares. And then drops the Link in an effort to scrub the writing off with his bare hands, twisting around into a veritable knot of unhappy ninja robot.]
[Unfortunately, all this does is give the viewer a good view of the back side of each wing, on which is written ""POWER JOE WAS HERE :D". One word per wing pane.]
[And it's then, in a fit of avian frustration, Kagerou has the most mature response to life there ever was. He lifts the nearest heavy rock and throws it, as hard as he can, shouting:]
I hate this place!

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[He has to pause, too, to regain composure. Some form of control over himself.]
... Revenge?
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[He wants to be liked. Or, at least, not suspected of harming little girls. But that doesn't seem to be happening, so.]
I wouldn't know how to... prank... back.
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[Other than "he turns into a power shovel and is part of the Brave Police".]
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... And he ate all of the shrimp puffs.
[Okay, so that was when they were human, and it's not entirely true, but.]
Why would you think he does?
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totally the wrong journal there, sorry.
no problem!
I don't think he likes me at all.
wow. i've only done the wrong journal thing 3 times in 6 months, and you got 2 of 'em. i'm so sorry.
IT'S REALLY OKAY
It's fine. You aren't obligated to.