thxforthememories: (Strangling you is cathartic for me.)
Kagerou | BP-500X ([personal profile] thxforthememories) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-04-01 03:06 pm

video || Trion's Lake

[Here we have the police bird in his natural habitat. Standing by the lake in Alpha Trion's sector. He looks rather pensive and generally more upset than he usually does.]

I --

[And before he can explain himself, he catches sight of his reflection in the lake. Scrawled on the panes of his left wing are the words "SPACE FOR RENT". On the other wing, in equally bold, obnoxious writing is "APRIL FOOLS".]

[He stares. And then drops the Link in an effort to scrub the writing off with his bare hands, twisting around into a veritable knot of unhappy ninja robot.]

[Unfortunately, all this does is give the viewer a good view of the back side of each wing, on which is written ""POWER JOE WAS HERE :D". One word per wing pane.]

[And it's then, in a fit of avian frustration, Kagerou has the most mature response to life there ever was. He lifts the nearest heavy rock and throws it, as hard as he can, shouting:]


I hate this place!
kungfugeek: (You lost me.)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
....As long as he knows. You know. Team stuff.

[Otherwise, it wasn't PJ's choice.]

...So they're reliable? These First Forged?
kungfugeek: (Well uh..)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Megatronus. Okay, what'd he do?

[Just curiosity at this point. He needs to know the facts.]
kungfugeek: (SHUT YOUR FACE)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!

[This immediately gets PJ fired up. If there was one thing that bugged him, it was when people skirted around the law, or heinous crimes like this.]

How could someone DO that?! Did he give a reason? Whatever it was, it wasn't a good one!
kungfugeek: (I hate your stupid face)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
But what about the law?! Isn't that why we have a police force?!

[This is just making PJ even more worked up. Seriously...]

And...McCrane went to talk with him recently...
kungfugeek: (You lost me.)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Gunmax told me...told me that if Megatronus messes with McCrane, he'd take care of it.

[A pause.]

Is this what he meant?
kungfugeek: (You can call me the girl of your dreams)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-10 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Those green eyes match Kagerou's, studying him for a moment...

Before he gives a smirk.]


Damn right he's not.

We're the Brave Police. We do things as a team. Even you, Kagebird.
kungfugeek: (8[)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, we've handled giant pandas. I think we can handle this.

[OH right, Kagerou wasn't there.]


.....Just trust me on this.
kungfugeek: (You lost me.)

[personal profile] kungfugeek 2013-04-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
...You don't want to know.