re_alignment | DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? ~~Late~~ April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[Aww Overlord gone 4 real? :( But they were going to have so much fun together :( :(]

Likewise; I have nothing to prove to you.

But look around, I'm sure you'll find at least one of the apologies owed to me.

[I think so, yeah. Sorry to break your spark, Tarn :C]

If you are going to play the_{innocent victim} then you should be able to explain what you were doing.

So?

[B-but... BUT HIS LIST :C :C :C]

Are you trying to interrogate me?

[Sometimes you need to change your plans, Tarn. I'm sure that soon you will fins someone else to stalk.]

Now, why would I do that? Are you hiding something?

[/whine: But he's been waiting sooooooo long. :(]

Sounds like someone thinks I am.

[/pats. Perhaps he will arrive here one day. ~~Blurr wishes that doesn't happen~~]

Sounds_{like someone} thinks that someone^{thinks you} are.

[A-and... and maybe all of Tarn's friend too????]

At any rate, one of your pet humans has beaten you to the punch. I've already been questioned.

[Perhaps if you are a good mechs and do all your chores and you don't torture ro mentally abuse anybody for a bit.]

I don't have pet humans.. Got anything against organics? [It's because they have a face and you don't, isn't it?]

[But that's too haaaaaaaaaard.]

Only the usual disgust for the lesser species.

[Great things require sacrifices!]

Why it doesn't surprise me that you are of those closed minded mechs with egos bigger than OJ 287. [The largest known black hole in existence.]

[He gave up his face, isn't that good enough?? :"( ]

You're being rude again. Should you wish to continue this farce of a conversation, I invite you to do it in person.

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