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[Don't ask how Shira became so skilled with her Link, but she is. Period.]

Hello to you all and particularely to my fellow "organics"! I happen to have smelled a herd of grass eater. I don't know what they are exactly, but they smell and look comestible. So I am organizing a hunt! Because fruits and eggs are good for a little while, but I know I need more than just that. Maybe some of you will enjoy meat as well? I know that humans from my world eat a lot of it.

For the big, noisy "robots", can you just keep out the western part of the Junk Pile for now? Because you are not exactly, erm, discreet, and I don't want the herd to scatter.

[/Locked to Rocket]

Hey Rodent, are you up for some... competition?

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What sort of competition are we talking about, feline?

You are always bragging about how strong you are. I was wondering if you were a good hunter too. Deer hunt, the fastest to kill win. Without your weapons that kill from afar, but since you are not exactly gifted by nature, you can have a knife. How does that sound?

[Oh now this sounds fun.]

You're on, mate. That's how it sounds. When and where do you want to be embarrassed?

Oh, please, don't mistake me for one of your kind. How about tomorrow? I asked others to join me for the hunt itself, if we do this just before they arrive we shouldn't be disturbed.

[Rocket can't help but smirk, tail twitching.]

Sounds good, mate.

Tru to not cry too much once I beat you, hm? Wouldn't be good for your reputation.

Edited 2013-04-06 15:22 (UTC)

Right.

Because that's what's going to happen.

[Sarcasm to the max anyone?]

Well, we won't know that for sure until tomorrow, don't you think?

[He's a really smart~~kitty~~ feline, that's why.]

Not all of use are noisy.

You found what?

[Flattery will get you nowhere, kinky 'bot.]

Excuse me, but the simple vibrations of your body warn me of your position miles before I actually see you. Preys are even more sensible than I am!

Preys. I found grass eaters. I eat those. Even though I am not quite sure of what they are... But I can't be picky.

[He's not ~~all that much~~ kinky D<]

You must have a really good sensory system.

Organics eat grass? You but step on it, is that really sa-ni-ta-ry?

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[Pffff, yeah, right.]

Without that good "sensory" system, I would have starved long ago, Blurr. But you sure know how to flatter a lady~

Not sanitary? I don't see why it wouldn't be. I mean, our paws are not dirty to begin with. Or are you robots that delicate? Swallowing a little dirt never killed anyone.

[Why no one ever trust Blurr, sob.]

That's a good point. Oh. [Oh you, stop embarrassing him every time you talk.]...you are welcome.

We are not delicate at all. But dirt on the gears or joins _{can cause big problems}and get us malfunctioning, I thought it was the same with organics. Don't you get diseases?

[Because there is a big difference between what he says and what he does.]

[Shira smirked, arching her back and purring.] You are also very easy to tease~

Oh yes, we can, but it's only if you eat a lot of it. Our organism fight against the diseases, and if we can eat enough, nothing can stop us, except an injury.

I guess you don't really understand how organics like me live, Blurr. The first sign of weakness, and you are dead. The ones that were sick easily died before having a litter, leaving only the strong, who had strong kitties in turn. That's how it works.

[~~HE WASN'T FRAGGING BULKHEAD HE SWEARS~~ Excuse you, he's pure and innocent as a snowflake and a really sincere guy.]

[He really, really, wants to say he's not. But you can only deny the truth so far. So he only huffs in irritation.]

Does that mean that you only need food to be indestructible?

Seems like a really hard life, Shira. But not so different from how things were in my world during the Great War.

[ADMIT IT YOU TWO WERE MATING!]

[Have a smirk from the kitty who knows EXACTLY what you are thinking.]

Food and luck. If you get injured, you still might die, except if you have a pack ready to sustain you while you heal. It's rather rare. A herd is better for that.

A War? Why did you have a war? Those are awful things.

[SORRY I WON'T ADMIT A LIE.]

[You are a really bad kitty.]

Here you don't have to worry about that, ^{we have medics} that can take care of you.

Yes it lasted for a really logn time but my faction won. In other _{universes the} war is still going on after millions of years.

[Yes, Shira is a bad kitty, but you love her anyway.]

What is a medic?

You know what? I will classify that in the "I don't need to know" category, under the "REALLY don't need to" tag. Millions of years, it's far too much for me.

[No I don't! >.>]

A doctors, _{someone who takes} care of you and fixes you up when you are injured or sic. THEY ARE really important. Often also grumpy.

...

Yeah it's probalby better not to know. ^{How old} are you by the way?

[You are lying again~]

So the fact they are medic make them grumpy? Are we commoners that hard to deal with? Never saw any in my world.

I am five. But I will have you know it's not very polite to ask her age to a lady~

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[You are mean to me, why would I like you >8/]

Not all of them are LIKE that, First aid is really nicebut..yeah. I think it's because all medics worry too much and Cybertronians make awful patients.

No? Why not? [News to him.]

I'll have you know I can be quite stealthy when I have to be. Just that it works better in certain environments. [Beefy cop cars aren't good at hiding in the woods.]

But I'll stay out of the way, just 'cause I like you~

[At first, Shira doesn't recognize the 'bot, but the voice reminded her of...]

Barricade? Well, cousin, glad to see you back in your body. You are slightly bigger now.

And if you are as good on two legs than you were bad on four, I am sure you can surprise almost anything. However, thank you for letting me run the show this time.

[Barricade grins, flicking the wings on his back.]

Got it in one, Shira. And just a touch bigger. This size suits me better if nothing else.

Mm, I do try to give folks a shock or two, every once in a while. And well, you are the hunter. Least I c'n do is differ to your requests, eh?

I knew I recognized that sass from somewhere. Nice winglets by the way, but continue to make them move like that and I will try to catch them.

Well, consider me shocked, cousin. And I assure you that next time you go do... whatever is that you do, I will keep out of your way, if only to not get stepped on.

Oh really? Mm, can't say that's happened before~ I might like to see that sometime.

Excellent. And lucky f'r both of us, I tend to keep an optic out for those smaller than me. I like having a track record of not stepping on anyone... accidentally, at least.

I guess it will tickle a little. I will keep my claws sheathed, promise~

You are so considerate, it warms my little heart. So, how are you? It has been some time since I saw your small furry self. I wondered what you had become.

That is certainly generous of you. I appreciate it.

Mm, became much bigger and made of metal~ Alpha Trion picked me up by his lake and kept me indoors for most of it, until they could... rectify the situation.

You know I can be generous. Sometimes.

I see that. To say I could almost eat you in one bite! Now I would break all my teeth!

Alpha Trion, the... "FirstForged"? I heard of him, but I try to stay out of the way of those that much bigger than me. How is he?

That I do. I'll try not to impose upon it too often.

[He chuckles.] Then I'd recommend not nibbling.

Him? He's marvelous. Quiet fellow, very intelligent. And he has a fondness for felines, I've noticed. You'd have nothing to fear from him I think.

Pff, it's not like I can stop you now. [Dramatic sigh.] I am defenseless against such sass. I can't help but help you, if only for the banter.

Honestly, the less I see big robots, the better I am. I feel too fragile next to those big feet. I will be content to watch him from afar.

It's not my fault I'm an unstoppable force of sass; I was made this way. Hopefully you'll be able to handle it~

I don't blame you. They do rather dwarf everyone here, especially felines. Though if he does approach you, be warned; he is extremely careful with organics, including cats. [Especially cats.] I don't usually expect that kind of care from big mechs with large hands and he performed admirably.

Of course I am! Don't forget that I am a force of sass on my own as well!

Well, next time I need to be cajoled by a being a thousand of time bigger than me, I will head straight for Alpha Trion's Temple. You got claws too big for my taste, so you are disqualified.

Now, now. I happen to care for a small organic and - while he disapproves of half the things I do - he's never scolded me for my claws. I'm gentle with them. Besides, I come equipped with normal, unclawed hands too.

[Just that explaining holoforms would take a while.]

[Shira chuckled, shaking her head.]

What sort of suicidal "organic" would stay with you? Can they handle your sass?

You can change your own hands? That's [digusting] weird.

The kind I raised from a hatchling. [He laughs.] And t'be honest, I almost can't handle his sass.

[His firelizard is a thing to behold, really.]

Well, not quite like you think. I can generate an image of a human that's almost as solid as the real thing.

Oh look at that, aren't you cute?

Here kitty, kitty.

Oh, look at that, aren't you stupid?

Fuck off, Rusty.

[Low growl.]

Oooo. Strong words for a tabby cat.

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