re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ ice age | shira

[Video]

[Don't ask how Shira became so skilled with her Link, but she is. Period.]

Hello to you all and particularely to my fellow "organics"! I happen to have smelled a herd of grass eater. I don't know what they are exactly, but they smell and look comestible. So I am organizing a hunt! Because fruits and eggs are good for a little while, but I know I need more than just that. Maybe some of you will enjoy meat as well? I know that humans from my world eat a lot of it.

For the big, noisy "robots", can you just keep out the western part of the Junk Pile for now? Because you are not exactly, erm, discreet, and I don't want the herd to scatter.

[/Locked to Rocket]

Hey Rodent, are you up for some... competition?

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That I do. I'll try not to impose upon it too often.

[He chuckles.] Then I'd recommend not nibbling.

Him? He's marvelous. Quiet fellow, very intelligent. And he has a fondness for felines, I've noticed. You'd have nothing to fear from him I think.

Pff, it's not like I can stop you now. [Dramatic sigh.] I am defenseless against such sass. I can't help but help you, if only for the banter.

Honestly, the less I see big robots, the better I am. I feel too fragile next to those big feet. I will be content to watch him from afar.

It's not my fault I'm an unstoppable force of sass; I was made this way. Hopefully you'll be able to handle it~

I don't blame you. They do rather dwarf everyone here, especially felines. Though if he does approach you, be warned; he is extremely careful with organics, including cats. [Especially cats.] I don't usually expect that kind of care from big mechs with large hands and he performed admirably.

Of course I am! Don't forget that I am a force of sass on my own as well!

Well, next time I need to be cajoled by a being a thousand of time bigger than me, I will head straight for Alpha Trion's Temple. You got claws too big for my taste, so you are disqualified.

Now, now. I happen to care for a small organic and - while he disapproves of half the things I do - he's never scolded me for my claws. I'm gentle with them. Besides, I come equipped with normal, unclawed hands too.

[Just that explaining holoforms would take a while.]

[Shira chuckled, shaking her head.]

What sort of suicidal "organic" would stay with you? Can they handle your sass?

You can change your own hands? That's [digusting] weird.

The kind I raised from a hatchling. [He laughs.] And t'be honest, I almost can't handle his sass.

[His firelizard is a thing to behold, really.]

Well, not quite like you think. I can generate an image of a human that's almost as solid as the real thing.

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