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[thehardway]

[Lo and behold, there's Ultra Magnus. He frowns, touching his helm lightly. Really, anyone who knows him well enough will note how he flinches ever so slightly.]

This is Ultra Magnus. I appear to be in the medbay. I would like to know the following answers.

First: Why am I here?

Second: What happened to me?

Third: How long was I out?

I would also like someone to update me on whatever I may have missed.

That is all.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is saving this video and capturing that smile. It will do wonders for blackmail future use if he needs to cheer up. He's going to put that picture on a frame and everything.]

You got a dashing smile, Magnus sir.

[thehardway]

No further commentary necessary.

[deadlydoctor]

Do you have any idea how many bots would you charm if you did this more often? [Allow Knock Out to introduce you to the fine art of flirting, Magnus.]

[thehardway]

You assume that I have any interest in doing so.

[deadlydoctor]

You never know, you might end liking it. It's all about giving things a try.

[thehardway]

It would be terrible.

[deadlydoctor]

Why do you say that? Sure you can't be that bad at it.

[thehardway]

I've no desire to be romantically close or intimate with anyone.

[deadlydoctor]

Ah. That's fine. You still should smile more, thought, it can't possibly hurt.

[thehardway]

I smiled once before this. I regretted it immediately.

[deadlydoctor]

Did the universe implode when you did that?