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[saidthespidertothefly]

Hmm hmm hm~. Now isn't this interesting? A whole new world to sink my teeth into. Hello all, my name is Airachnid, and it seems I've found myself on this... quaint little world that isn't quite yet-to-be Cybertron.

Now, I know certain parties that aren't quite happy with me are out there, and to them I say this: Don't even bother trying to trace this signal, because I've already covered it with several layers of encryption. Can't really expect me to put myself at risk, do you?

To the rest of you... I'm eager to see what opportunities meeting individuals from other worlds may afford. Dare I say it, but I believe it will be a one-of-a-kind experience...

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[This isn't here, BUT YOU CAN BET ALL OF YOUR LEGS HE'S STALKING THE HELL OUT OF THIS]

[my_own_trope]

Video

[idle_time]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ohh, hello there. If anyone gives you trouble, I'm sure I can be of service.

[Audio]

[automobile_enthusiast]

So hiding from us is the plan, is it?

Good plan.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

"Certain parties"?

[saidthespidertothefly]

That's one way of putting it, yes.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hm, and who would this good Samaritan be, I wonder?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hello to you too, Knockout.

How's the boyfriend?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh, old acquaintances. You know how it can be.

[ex_dishonestly997]

If you're concerned about reprisals, I might be able to help you, Airachnid.

[he's beyond intrigued. This--Cybertronian--sounds like a lady.]

[idle_time]

Do you have to allow the world to think you're dead, until you can control the raging spirit that dwells within you?

[automobile_enthusiast]

Well, he's certainly better off than the state you left him in. It's quite miraculous. Really.

[He's trying so very hard to come off as nonchalant, and it's... really not working.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Cute. But not really, no.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Yes, well.

Considering that I doubt he and Dreadwing were there simply to enjoy my company, I'd consider us even.

Or perhaps you think I should have let them put me down like a rabid turbofox?

I wonder how you'd react in such a situation, if the grav-lock were on the other servo...

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh really, and who would be so kind as to offer protection to little old me?

[automobile_enthusiast]

See, the thing is, I'm not. Never have been, and I daresay I never will be; I don't mind playing by Megatron's rules.

[At least, not until the rules started changing without warning, but he's not really going to be talking about that.]

So I don't really see much need to play what-if games.

[idle_time]

[Wreck-Gar appears to be thinking.]

Are you searching for the one-armed man so you can prove your innocence?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh really? You've never schemed against the higher ups for your own benefit?

And you call yourself a Decepticon.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Try again.

[automobile_enthusiast]

Now now, did I say that? I'm just pointing out that, generally speaking, it's better to cooperate with Lord Megatron than, you know, plot against him.

[Except when he's in a coma. Comas are game changers.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

And they say I'm overly invested in self preservation.

Now now, Knockout. You have your precious bulky hunk back. Why risk losing him again - not to mention, your own life - on a grudge that doesn't even matter anymore?

It seems like such a waste of time.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Starscream. Official Decepticon Postwar Delegate.

[maybe he should just lead with that delegate garbage and put his name at the end in a really low volume]

[idle_time]

Framed for a crime you didn't commit, are you surviving as a soldier of fortune?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Starscream?

Interesting...

[saidthespidertothefly]

I'm afraid not. Feel free to try the home version of our game, however.