[Audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hmm hmm hm~. Now isn't this interesting? A whole new world to sink my teeth into. Hello all, my name is Airachnid, and it seems I've found myself on this... quaint little world that isn't quite yet-to-be Cybertron.

Now, I know certain parties that aren't quite happy with me are out there, and to them I say this: Don't even bother trying to trace this signal, because I've already covered it with several layers of encryption. Can't really expect me to put myself at risk, do you?

To the rest of you... I'm eager to see what opportunities meeting individuals from other worlds may afford. Dare I say it, but I believe it will be a one-of-a-kind experience...

Comments

[This isn't here, BUT YOU CAN BET ALL OF YOUR LEGS HE'S STALKING THE HELL OUT OF THIS]

[my_own_trope]

Video

[idle_time]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you?

[saidthespidertothefly]

That's one way of putting it, yes.

[idle_time]

Do you have to allow the world to think you're dead, until you can control the raging spirit that dwells within you?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ohh, hello there. If anyone gives you trouble, I'm sure I can be of service.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hm, and who would this good Samaritan be, I wonder?

This won't end horribly

[aerospacecommander]

The name is Starscream. You may have heard of me.

[Audio]

[automobile_enthusiast]

So hiding from us is the plan, is it?

Good plan.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hello to you too, Knockout.

How's the boyfriend?

[automobile_enthusiast]

Well, he's certainly better off than the state you left him in. It's quite miraculous. Really.

[He's trying so very hard to come off as nonchalant, and it's... really not working.]

audio

[ex_dishonestly997]

"Certain parties"?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh, old acquaintances. You know how it can be.

[ex_dishonestly997]

If you're concerned about reprisals, I might be able to help you, Airachnid.

[he's beyond intrigued. This--Cybertronian--sounds like a lady.]

sorry i didn't tag this last night busy getting his ass shot. XD [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oooh, paranoia. [Whirl will make a little 'wooo' circle with one claw.]

You're acting like anyone actually gives a slag who you are. [Whirl does not. But don't feel special! Whirl doesn't give a slag about anything.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

I actually have reason to be concerned. Not like you'd know anything about that, though.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[A shrug.]

Yeah, 'cause I can defend myself. [Implication: You're scared because you can't.]

And even if not? Tsh. Whatever.

[audio]

[raceme]

You certainly look like a pleasant one madam. I can't say I've ever heard of you before but any reason WHY you worry about others trying to track you down?

Re: [audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

They seem to think I transgressed against them somehow. I can't imagine why.

[raceme]

They didn't inform you of what they thought you did wrong? That's not usual.

Die, spiderbitch.

[brokendown]

I hate you with every bolt in my chassis.

but I just got here

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hello, Breakdown.

Re: but I just got here

[brokendown]

If I ever see you, I will shoot first, ask questions never.

[Video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Airachnid, what a lovely name.

[Swindle's going to take a guess and say that this is someone he might want to be acquainted with, but not one he wants to cross.]

I suppose I'll be the first to offer you a friendly welcome to Cybertron~

Re: [Video]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Why thank you. And what pray tell is your name?

[Video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

The name's Swindle! I'm what you might call an intergalactic arms dealer; so if you're ever in need of weapons or upgrades, then I'm the mech for you!

I also have a knack for finding things, so if you need anything I'll be sure to look for it. For a price, naturally.