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[saidthespidertothefly]

Hmm hmm hm~. Now isn't this interesting? A whole new world to sink my teeth into. Hello all, my name is Airachnid, and it seems I've found myself on this... quaint little world that isn't quite yet-to-be Cybertron.

Now, I know certain parties that aren't quite happy with me are out there, and to them I say this: Don't even bother trying to trace this signal, because I've already covered it with several layers of encryption. Can't really expect me to put myself at risk, do you?

To the rest of you... I'm eager to see what opportunities meeting individuals from other worlds may afford. Dare I say it, but I believe it will be a one-of-a-kind experience...

Comments

[idle_time]

Do you have to allow the world to think you're dead, until you can control the raging spirit that dwells within you?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Cute. But not really, no.

[idle_time]

[Wreck-Gar appears to be thinking.]

Are you searching for the one-armed man so you can prove your innocence?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Try again.

[idle_time]

Framed for a crime you didn't commit, are you surviving as a soldier of fortune?

[saidthespidertothefly]

I'm afraid not. Feel free to try the home version of our game, however.

[idle_time]

You talked tv!

[saidthespidertothefly]

I've dabbled in a few Earth broadcasts.

[idle_time]

First person I've met yet who surfs the airwaves.

[saidthespidertothefly]

I wouldn't say I'm an avid fan, however.

[idle_time]

[A slight frown.]

Tired of paying too much for cable?

[saidthespidertothefly]

More like it didn't suit my needs.

[idle_time]

Not suitable for all viewing audiences? What are you looking for in a program?

[saidthespidertothefly]

Useful information.

[idle_time]

Aaaah. A real Jeopardy-type then.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Think more documentary.

[idle_time]

Boooor-ing!

[saidthespidertothefly]

Depends on your interests, really.