[Video] Location: Police Headquarters via Cody's communicator

[heytheresugarbot]

[Y'know what sucks? Being in jail. Not because he got caught, but because it's pretty downright boring. What's he expected to do, sit here forever and rot? It's the boredom, of all things, that make him wish that he had been just a little bit more thorough with his killing.

His chance to find himself a little entertainment came when he swiped a communicator from some kid who came down to check him out. Hah, little idiot. But now he gets to heckle the link before someone gets the sense to come in and take it away!]

Well howdy folks! These here prisons sure don't got much in the way of entertainment.

Kinda stupid to let them kids near the prisoners, but heh it's plenty fine by me!

Hee hee, hey Round-eyes, ya 'round?

Comments

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[raceme]

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[raceme]

How did you get access to the comm link?

[heytheresugarbot]

Ain't none of your business, Speedy!

[raceme]

Of course it is, you are under arrest!

[video]

[dirge]

Getting caught is stupider, if you ask me!

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

I'd like to see you get away scott free then!

Betcha you can't kill no one and get away with it.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

I bet I could! I used to do that all the time. [Waves a claw]

What would you give me if you lose?

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

How 'bout Round Eye's head?

Or anyone's head.

Ya like heads? 'cause I do.

[video] /threadjack

[warp]

Wow, you guys are so fraggin' dumb.

You're aware people can see this, right?

[See this and your proclamation of intent of having a murder-game of who-gets-away-without-being-caught. Skywarp may not be a genius, but he knows when to keep his mouth shut.]

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

... What'd the slag did ya do to the kid?

[That's the important thing here, regardless of whose Link device this is.]

[Video]

[heytheresugarbot]

...Nothing.

[Wait! Trolling opportunity!]

Now that I think 'bout it, should have tried shooting him full of poison.

Woulda been fun ta see huh?

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

No, it fraggin' well wouldn't, and if ya had done that, we'd know!

[Cliffjumper scowls, optics narrow and dark.]

So how the slag did you get the Link device.

[Not a question.]

[Video]

[heytheresugarbot]

Hehehe.

I went ahead and swiped it when he came to check me out. Said he wanted to see who this "cowboy robot" was.

[Video]

[rungout]

[Oh Quickstrike.]

Considering you're still in your cell I'm assuming you stole the device from Cody, which would also tie into what you said about letting children near your cell.

Your antics are hardly cute, Quickstrike.

[Video]

[heytheresugarbot]

[Words words, who cares about words? This Fuzor definitely doesn't.]

Hee hee, d'ya remember Round-eyes? I hope you sure do someday!

[Video]

[rungout]

No, I don't. Sorry to disappoint you, Quickstrike.

But I doubt I'd be all that impressed by the memories if I did remember. I'm sure what you did was subpar to what others might have done. You shouldn't pat yourself on the back quite so much.

[His tone is even, the therapist quite collected, but there's a silent malice underneath it all that shows only through how narrowed his optics are.]

[dinnerdate]

You don't talk to Rung.

[heytheresugarbot]

You gonna stop me, huh?

Well, are ya?

[dinnerdate]

I'd rather wait and eat you.

[Private]

[treacherous_widow]

Can't you wait to get out of jail before causing trouble again.

[Don't answer that, she already knows the answer.]

[Private]

[heytheresugarbot]

...What kinda Predacon would I be if I didn't cause trouble, eh Sugarbot?

Re: [Private]

[treacherous_widow]

You have a point.

[Shakes her head before looking thoughtful.]

Perhaps it's time for me to cause a little trouble of my own.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Oh, no one has killed you yet.

Too bad.

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

Kinda disapointin' actually.

It ain't right when no one dies.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

You --

...

You are much more of an idiot than I previously thought.