[Video] Location: Police Headquarters via Cody's communicator

[heytheresugarbot]

[Y'know what sucks? Being in jail. Not because he got caught, but because it's pretty downright boring. What's he expected to do, sit here forever and rot? It's the boredom, of all things, that make him wish that he had been just a little bit more thorough with his killing.

His chance to find himself a little entertainment came when he swiped a communicator from some kid who came down to check him out. Hah, little idiot. But now he gets to heckle the link before someone gets the sense to come in and take it away!]

Well howdy folks! These here prisons sure don't got much in the way of entertainment.

Kinda stupid to let them kids near the prisoners, but heh it's plenty fine by me!

Hee hee, hey Round-eyes, ya 'round?

Comments

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

I'd like to see you get away scott free then!

Betcha you can't kill no one and get away with it.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

I bet I could! I used to do that all the time. [Waves a claw]

What would you give me if you lose?

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

How 'bout Round Eye's head?

Or anyone's head.

Ya like heads? 'cause I do.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Just the head? Why not the entire body?

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

I ain't big enough to carry an entire body!

'Sides, a head looks better on a shelf.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Ah... that's right. You're small, aren't you? Bite-size, even. [Cackle]

All right- I want two heads then.

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

[The threat sails over Quickstrik's head. Oh he sees it there, he just isn't bothered by it. Being a Predacon screws with you in some way.]

If ya win I'll give you three.

But only if ya win.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Deal! [And he'll keep the body of whoever he kills too- so that makes four heads!]

[video]

[raceme]

...

[Blurr is keeping track and recording this conversation, you know. For further evidence.]

Re: [video]

[dirge]

[Blurr is a good cop!]

[video]

[raceme]

[He tries!]

He's just keeping tabs on both of you

[songofmypeople]

[On one hand, this is all lovely to hear. Perfectly according to plan. Yay.

On the other hand:
Children, must you do this in front of company?]

[video] /threadjack

[warp]

Wow, you guys are so fraggin' dumb.

You're aware people can see this, right?

[See this and your proclamation of intent of having a murder-game of who-gets-away-without-being-caught. Skywarp may not be a genius, but he knows when to keep his mouth shut.]

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

So?

[What's your point?]

[video]

[warp]

So that means if anything happens now, you two are gonna be the first suspects!

[There's like a ton of "duh" in Skywarp's tone as he spreads his hands wide, a sneer on his faceplates. Sure, that helps anyone else if they get the idea to do anything, but still the stupidity.]

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

But I'm already in jail!

[Nope, still not clicking.]

[video]

[warp]

And what, you think you're gonna be in there forever or something? The way you were talkin' certainly sounded like you'd have to be outta jail, bolt-brain!

[How much stupid could fit in a processor - wait, better not ask Skywarp.]

[video]

[heytheresugarbot]

Who y'all callin' bolt-brain, rust-breath?

They can't keep me in here forever!

[video]

[warp]

You, you organic-lookin' glitch, 'cause of course they can't and when y'get out and somebody gets assaulted or killed, who do you think they're gonna go looking for first?

I mean, no chrome off my afterburners [It's really useful, even, if he gets bored enough...] but you just went and made yourself a suspect.