01 - Video

[heuristical]

[ Surprise, it's a video feed featuring Hal 'Bohmerbot' Nine-Thousand, his null manner, his creepy voice, and his excellent taste in suits. He appears to be leaning against whatever is supporting the comically cybertronian-sized cot in his quarters while he broadcasts. ]

I wouldn't like to inconvenience anyone with my confusion, so allow me to quickly summarize what I believe has occurred. Somehow we have all ended up on this alien planet. It likely has something to do with the large rip in the fabric of space-time over that ever-growing pile of debris under it. There is no way home and we are now subject to the political machinations of whoever is already settled on this planet.

[ He seems to be scrolling around in the Link as he talks. There's no harm in getting as much information as possible, though he doesn't bother with filtered things. No use finding information if you cannot share it, after all. ]

I imagine that there are a few things I can expect, having gone through something similar. Most of the population has some sort of unsettled feelings about a certain issue. There will be one or two large fights as well as an attempted coup, before everyone eventually realizes that such skirmishes are pointless here and settles down. There are also duplicates of individuals from various universes.

Is that right so far? [ Of course it's right, he's Hal Nine-Thousand and this is unfortunately old hat for him. Also unfortunate is that no one likes a know-it-all. Literally no one.
Then he gets to the most recent post and... um. WELL

Excuse him while he hangs up as fast as he possibly can without seeming startled. ]

((OOC: I can cut the text whatever threads if it annoys anyone, or is a bother to read. Just drop me a line in a PM or in the subject header.))

Comments

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[experimentality]

[ OH. c: ]

Hal, how wonderful to hear from you! I trust you are adjusting to the situation admirably.

[raceme]

Youarerightsofar.

Just add 'unexpected monsters' to the list of things that can happen here sir.

Are you okay? [That was quite the fast hang up. and Blurr knows about fast.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Well, you know, when you put it that way, it sounds more worrisome than it all ready is.

[Text]

[energy_tanked]

You sound as though you've been in a similar situation before.

[rotafortunae]

It seems you're an old hand at this game, hmm?

[herodecoded]

...so it would seem you know of the future well. If not by foresight, then at least by calculation.