01 - Video

[heuristical]

[ Surprise, it's a video feed featuring Hal 'Bohmerbot' Nine-Thousand, his null manner, his creepy voice, and his excellent taste in suits. He appears to be leaning against whatever is supporting the comically cybertronian-sized cot in his quarters while he broadcasts. ]

I wouldn't like to inconvenience anyone with my confusion, so allow me to quickly summarize what I believe has occurred. Somehow we have all ended up on this alien planet. It likely has something to do with the large rip in the fabric of space-time over that ever-growing pile of debris under it. There is no way home and we are now subject to the political machinations of whoever is already settled on this planet.

[ He seems to be scrolling around in the Link as he talks. There's no harm in getting as much information as possible, though he doesn't bother with filtered things. No use finding information if you cannot share it, after all. ]

I imagine that there are a few things I can expect, having gone through something similar. Most of the population has some sort of unsettled feelings about a certain issue. There will be one or two large fights as well as an attempted coup, before everyone eventually realizes that such skirmishes are pointless here and settles down. There are also duplicates of individuals from various universes.

Is that right so far? [ Of course it's right, he's Hal Nine-Thousand and this is unfortunately old hat for him. Also unfortunate is that no one likes a know-it-all. Literally no one.
Then he gets to the most recent post and... um. WELL

Excuse him while he hangs up as fast as he possibly can without seeming startled. ]

((OOC: I can cut the text whatever threads if it annoys anyone, or is a bother to read. Just drop me a line in a PM or in the subject header.))

Comments

[raceme]

Youarerightsofar.

Just add 'unexpected monsters' to the list of things that can happen here sir.

Are you okay? [That was quite the fast hang up. and Blurr knows about fast.]

[heuristical]

[ It doesn't even take him a second to parse out that first sentence. The perks of being an A.I. of sorts. ]

I had a feeling I was missing something. Unexpected events of varying sorts occurred rather often on Sacrosanct, though it was not always caused by the environment.

[ Hal shakes his head slowly and offers a slight barely perceivable smile, putting his hands behind his back to hide twitching fingers. ]

Just a minor concern. I saw someone I wasn't expecting to see here.

[raceme]

[Oh he likes talking to people that catch up with him quickly.]

Sacrosanct is the name of your home planet? In our case the monsters were sent by Unicron Destroyer of worlds.

Anyone I should be wary of? [He can tell yours was not a happy face before.]

[heuristical]

No. I was built on Earth and integrated into the Discovery for it's mission to Jupiter. Sacrosanct has a tear much like the one here, which took me from my mission to the station and it's planet. The tear would occasionally allow for dangerous artifacts to make their way into the station.

But yes, they are.

[He would say more but Prism is crazy good at breaking into all his filters, so trash talking him on the Link seems to be a really bad for him. And his everything.]

Why did this Unicron send monsters to attack this settlement? I don't suppose he wants to destroy this world, hm?

[raceme]

What are the odds of falling through a time-space tear twice in your life? Seems like you got really bad luck sir or maybe the un-i-ver-se finds you interesting.

[Too bad, Blurr's already suspicious of the guy he will like to know more about him.]

...

Actually yes he want that Did you miss the part where I called him 'destroyer of worlds'...?

[heuristical]

Luck would be a funny word for it. I imagine it is simply coincidence. Tears in the fabric of space and time are not an exact science, so I cannot give an exact answer.

Why did he want to destroy this place?

[raceme]

A terrible annoying coincidence if you ask me but you are right about that.

Unicron is a force of evil The Lord of Chaos the Planet Eater the Chaos Bringer he's also the brother of Primus the Creator of all life according to Cybertronian's mythology. Unicorn wants to end all life and existence while Primus wants to preserve it THAT IS the reason of his existence.