003 // [Video]

[kungfugeek]

 [Power Joe doesn't have a fancy introduction to his video post. Really, it's just him lying on the Cybertronian landscape outside of the Solian Temple. The lazy bum.]

Oi, what do you guys do for fun around here?

[Seriously, he's bored.]

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[kungfugeek]

Okay guess I have to be the one to teach you.

Rule #1: Soccer isn't fun. Don't let Drill Boy tell you different.

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[thxforthememories]

I don't know what soccer is.

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[kungfugeek]

Well, Lesson #0.

Soccer is a stupid sport.

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[thxforthememories]

That's not... actually very helpful.

[He "sighs".]

Why don't you take your team and... do what you would do back home?

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[kungfugeek]

...

[Well, works for him.]

Well, what's taking you?

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[thxforthememories]

... What do you mean?

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[kungfugeek]

Take my team and do what we do back home!

That's what you said, right?

So get over here.

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[thxforthememories]

I meant the other two. You're close to them, aren't you?

[And maybe you know how to fix McCrane, seriously.]

... over where?

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[kungfugeek]

Don't worry, I'll make sure McCrane's fine.

We look out for each other.


...Here. Solus sector or whatever.

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[thxforthememories]

He's your team. I... expect that of teammates.

[It must be nice...]

And you want me there?

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[kungfugeek]

I can't believe you still don't believe me on this.

You're part of our group, Kagebird!

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[thxforthememories]

It's difficult. All right? I'm trying.

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[kungfugeek]

Just assume that when I say 'the team', that means you.

Got it?

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[thxforthememories]

[Power Joe, if you could see his face just then.]

[Because no matter how many times you tell him, it's still going to catch him off-guard every now and again.]

...

I will... I'll do my best.

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[kungfugeek]

Yeah sure. Now get over here!

[He's really easy to satisfy, Kagerou.]

You know where Solus's Temple is, right? Or do I have to lead you?

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[thxforthememories]

Yes, I know where it is.

Give me a few minutes.

[He pauses.]

... you want me just to arrive?

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[kungfugeek]

That's how a meetup usually works, Kagebird.

Don't be slow.

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[thxforthememories]

I can fly. I'm not slow.

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[kungfugeek]

Then prove it.

I'm waiting, Kagebird.

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[thxforthememories]

Look up.

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[kungfugeek]

...

[WELL...OKAY!]

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[thxforthememories]

[KAW KAW PJ.]

[There's a bird. Right there. Looking at you.]

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[kungfugeek]

...WAH!!

[He leaps back a moment, looking up at the large bird hovering above him.]

Oi! Get down here!

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[thxforthememories]

[The bird doesn't say anything. He just cocks his head to the side, and transforms, landing as indicated, just a few feet away.]

Don't shout. I can hear you just fine.

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[kungfugeek]

Yeah, yeah...

Okay, Kagebird, we're going to loosen those wings of yours.


Follow me.

[And he's running!]