re_alignment | A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

Don't let her sweet talk you. She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1. She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly. If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her. Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE. No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog. She also enjoys torturing squishies. Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful. I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

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And knowing is half the battle!

Sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy all on her own.

[Okay. That's it. Who the scrap is THIS?]

She sure as scrap ain't the droid you're looking for, ever. More like she shanked that droid for spare parts.

That's guaranteed to void the warranty.

Should we be very, very quite and hunting Airachnids?

[This guy sure speaks weird, but he's DEFINITELY got his spark and moustache in the right place.] It's spider season.

Bugs check in... but they don't check out.

Heheh. 'Cause it'll be lights-out. [Okay, weird guy has a sense of humour close enough to puns that Breakdown's loving it.] Careful not to strike out ; she can come atcha from below.

Edited 2012-08-07 03:31 (UTC)

Even if she dig dig dig dig dig dig digs in the mine the whole day through, she won't find this Junkion so easy to beat.

I dig that!

...And uh your name's Junkion?

[Wreck-Gar shakes his head.]

Wreck-Gar's the name! Wreck-Gar by name, Junkion by species.

Well okay Wreck-Gar. Long as you're not a Wreck-ER. Breakdown's the name, breaking's the game. Back-struts mostly.

Glad to meet a fellow contestant, Breakdown.

Too bad this planet only offers Russian Roulette. I hope we can talk again after I come back from the Badlands with Knock Out. [Salutes.]

[[ooc: lots of fun playing with Wreck-Gar, but I'm dropping. Sorry. Willing to finish out the convo though.]]

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